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Old 02-15-2009, 09:06 PM
cheachea
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Diamonds are not, despite popular belief, carbon. They are, in fact, Chuck Norris fecal matter. This was proven a recently, when scientific analysis revealed what appeared to be Jean-Claude Van Damme bone fragments inside the Hope Diamond.


Chuck Norris's tears cure cancer...To bad he never crys
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