We've been doing this on Facebook. Here are my favorites:
Chuck Norris's hand is the only hand that beats a Royal Flush.
Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer
Chuck Norris can sing a 4 part harmony.
Chuck Norris is suing Myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you
Chuck Norris CAN believe it's not butter
and my all-time fave:
Chuck Norris visited the Virgin Islands. Now they're just called the Islands..
Feel free to add!