Originally Posted by Neezar
Subject: Blonde Journal
Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight.
Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print
labels.....Helllloooo!!!.......bottles won't fit in printer!!!
Got really excited.....finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months.....box said "2-4
Trapped on escalator for hours .... power went out!!!
Tried to make Kool-Aid.....wrong instructions....8 cups of water won't fit
into those little packets!!!
Tried to go water skiing.......couldn't find a lake with a slope.
Lost breast stroke swimming competition.....learned later, the other swimmers
cheated, they used their arms!!!
Got locked out of my car in rain storm.....car swamped because soft-top was open.
The capital of California is "C".....isn't it???
Hate M &M's.....they are so hard to peel.
Baked turkey for 4 1/2 days .... instructions said 1 hour per pound and I
Couldn't call 911 . "duh"..... there's no "eleven" Button on the stupid
What color is your hair ???????????