"Whaaaah! My free peanut butter MIGHT have had Salmonella."
If you're going to be so irresponsible to get yourself caught in an ice storm, then be happy for that laced peanut butter. In my day we walked to school through ice storms, barefoot and uphill both ways. We would have gladly eaten some toxic peanut butter. All we had to eat was snow! Some of it was yellow.