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Old 09-18-2009, 02:05 PM
Chuck
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Originally Posted by VCURamFan View Post
A blonde had just totaled her car in a horrific accident. She hauled herself from the wreckage as the state trooper arrived.
"My God!" the trooper gasped. "Your car looks like an accordion that got stomped by an elephant. Are you OK ma'am?"
"Yes, officer, I'm just fine" the blonde chirped.
"Well, how in the world did this happen?" the officer asked as he surveyed the wrecked car.
"Officer, it was the strangest thing!" the blonde began, "I was driving along this road when from out of nowhere this TREE pops up in front of me. So I swerved to the right, and there was another tree! I swerved to the left and there was ANOTHER tree! I served to the right and there was another tree! I swerved to the left and there was ...."
"Uh, ma'am", the officer said, cutting her off, "There isn't a tree on this road for 30 miles. That was your air freshener swinging back and forth."
I'm glad Michelle is ok....
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