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Old 08-17-2009, 08:32 AM
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Originally Posted by MattHughesRocks
Believe it or not ,
These are Memphis , TN 's REAL 911 Calls!

And the winner is............

Dispatcher: 9-1-1
Caller: Yeah, I'm having trouble breathing. I'm all out of breath. Darn....I think I'm going to pass out.
Dispatcher: Sir, where are you calling from?
Caller: I'm at a pay phone. North and Foster.
Dispatcher: ! Sir, an ambulance is on the way. Are you an asthmatic?
Caller: No
Dispatcher: What were you doing before you started having trouble breathing?
Caller: Running from the Police.

On the news the other day they showed a 911 call from a lady (unfortunately from Texas) who called because she asked for extra shrimp in her fried rice and the guy didn't put her any extra!
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