Originally Posted by Tyburn
I think it was great! Flies are pests that carry diseases and stuff...I once had a fly infestation when a pigeon died in my chimmney....It was Verrrra unpleasent...and a complete massicre.
I went to bed alone...and woke up the next morning accompanied by the hum of over three hundred large flies.
I killed them all...every last one of them with so much fly spray I nearly poisened myself.
Then I collected their little bodies one by one...and counted them...up until three hundred...then I go bored. See Flies dont have a proper brain, they have what are called Ganglia...which means if you know how, you can cut a fly up...and keep it alive...in the sense that you can still get its legs and wings to move because the Ganglia act as miniture brains. Most flies have three.
...So I admit...I tortured them after I gassed them...Some I cut up...whilst they were still alive...others I just squashed...and some were realllll juicey also
Dave, that's a high indication that you're likely to be a serial killer. Most serial killers follow 2 common paths as children and young adults; 1 - they kill/torture animals, 2 - they wet the bed as children into young adulthood. Hopefully, you're not doing the 2nd one or I'll be scared for you!
As for #1, when the killing/torture of animals becomes to boring, they tend to look for another route of satisfaction, usually in the form of killing/torture of humans. Be careful Dave!