OK, to lighten the mood a bit..I shall share a little snapshot of my life today...
My kindergartner, Maggie, came home from school today and showed me a picture of a groundhog that she had colored.
She said, "I named him *******"
I said, "Did you say 'Theodore'?"
She said, "NO! Why does everyone keep asking me that? His name is FEEODORE!"