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Old 06-09-2009, 05:26 AM
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The guys were all at a deer camp. No one wanted to room with Bob, because of his obnoxiously loud snoring. So, they decided it wasn't fair to make one of them stay with him the whole time, so they voted to take turns.

The first guy slept with Bob and comes to breakfast the next morning with his hair a mess and his eyes all bloodshot. They said, "Man, what happened to you?” He said, "Bob snored so loudly, I didn’t sleep a wink, I just sat up and watched him all night."

The next morning, after another guy took his turn with Bob, the end result was the same… came to breakfast, hair all standing up, eyes bloodshot and no sleep….

They said, "Man, what happened to you? You look awful!” He said, 'Man, that Bob snores so loud I swear I saw the roof shaking… I couldn’t sleep and sat up watching him all night."

The third night was Fred's turn. Fred was a tanned muscular older cowboy, a man's man. The next morning when Fred show’d up for breakfast, he was bright-eyed and bushy-tailed, whistling a tune and said, "Good morning! Everybody, how’d ya’ll sleep last night?!!"

Everyone was shocked, it got so quiet you could've heard a pin drop, no one could believe it and finally one guy speaks up and says, “Hey Man, what happened?"

Fred replied, "Well, when Bob and I got ready for bed, I went over, tucked Bob in, kissed him good night, patted him on the butt and said sleep well Partner... and ol’ Bob sat up and watched ME all night…."
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