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Old 06-07-2009, 05:21 AM
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A man was riding his Harley along a California beach when suddenly the sky
clouded above his head...

In a booming voice, the Lord said, 'Because you have tried to be faithful to me
in all ways, I will grant you one wish.'

The biker pulled over and said, 'Build a bridge to Hawaii so I can ride over
there anytime I want.'

The Lord said, 'Your request is materialistic. Think of the enormous challenges
for that kind of undertaking; the supports required to reach the bottom of the
Pacific and the concrete and steel it would take! It will nearly exhaust several
natural resources. I can do it, but it is hard for me to justify your desire for
worldly things. Take a little more time and think of something that could
possibly help mankind.'

The biker thought about it for a long time. Finally, he said, 'Lord, I wish that
I, and all men, could understand our wives; I want to know how she feels inside,
what she's thinking, why she cries, what she means when she says nothing's
wrong, and how I can make a woman truly happy.'

The Lord replied, 'You want two lanes or four on that bridge'?
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