I also want several scantily clad hot women to keep us entertained between attacks. They could even be heavily clad. As long as they're willing to get unclad when the time is right.
For weapons I would like a sniper rifle so we can just pick off the Pirate captain from long range. Also an M16. A 12-gauge shotgun and lots of clay pigeons for target practice. Plenty of ammo. Finally, I would like a cannon. It would be so cool to fire a cannon at a pirate ship.
I also want a bow, arrows and some ninja throwing stars so I can work on my silent assasin skills.