a guy named Greg Bates -- we used to call him “Master” Bates -- is stabbing the guy in the legs with the pitchfork. Not just poking the guy, mind you -- STABBING him. I have to reach over and snatch the damn thing out of Greg’s hands to keep him from killing the guy!
He sounds like he'd fit right into a scene from Psycho...just add "Norman" to his name.
Wild and crazy times!