Join you? Like there's not a cushion with a perfect mold of my butt-cheeks already in it? Sister, I've been on that couch so long, I forgot what it felt like to get things right!
I bought the couch, reupholstered it & find some fun throw pillows to make it "pop". Nice of you Johnny-come-latelies to keep it warm for me while I stretch my legs for a bit!
Now Dave, hurry up & declare me the winner so I can celebrate & gloat properly!