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Old 02-04-2013, 12:46 PM
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Default King Richard III has been FOUND!

The stupid King Richard III, who caused the Yorkists to fail in the War of The Roses (well, they married into the Lancastrian winners) due to causing the deaths of his own Houses legitamate heirs, in order to place himself on the Throne, which angered his House so much they conspired with their arch nemesis to remove him, has been found.

He died when the two sides met after York and Lancaster both conspired against him, the lancastrians coz they wanted power, the Yorkists because he murdered three teenaged boys who should have been the true Kings...but his Body had never been recovered

They found him, in the middlands, under a carpark serves him right

The bodies of his victims have never been recovered, and remain lost more then half a millenia later
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