1. First, say this slowly to yourself:
2. Try going outside:
3. But if you're stuck at work, imagine your dream job:
4. Do something new with your hair:
5. And take a brand new Facebook profile picture of it:
6. And imagine it's this day in Middle School:
7. And that your fridge looks like this:
8. And that Michael Cera's mustache never happened:
9. Imagine Justin Timberlake made this song a reality:
10. And that NASCAR was more like Mario Kart:
Not doing it for you?
11. QUICK! Look at this giant stack of pancakes:
12. QUICK! Look at these pictures of Kim Kardashian crying:
13. Quick! Look at Snoop Dogg and his long lost brother:
14. Quick! Look at these pandas on a slide!!!
PHEW! Now relax...
...and think about all the things you have to be thankful for:
15. Be thankful this isn't happening in your hometown:
16. Or this in your backyard:
17. Be thankful that your bubble bath didn't overflow:
18. And no one put bread on your head:
19. Be thankful you aren't stuck in a swing right now:
20. And that a picture of Eminem making nachos exists:
21. Now look at this picture:
Image by Mike Blake / Reuters
22. Return your angers:
23. And smile like a dog wearing a sombrero:
Because your day just got better.