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Old 08-28-2012, 01:29 AM
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An elderly retired Game Warden, former Army Bird Dog Pilot moved into a retirement community where good looking eligible men were at a premium.

After he had been there for a week, he went to Confession and said, "Bless me Father for I have sinned. Last week I was with seven different women."

The priest replied, "Take seven lemons, squeeze them Into a glass and drink the juice without pausing."

"Will that cleanse me of my sins, Father?"

"No," said the priest, "but it will wipe that eatin' grin off your face
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