My wife and I were in the car, not speaking to each other for hours after a huge fight in the morning.
We passed by a farm, she saw a few pigs and asked me 'Hey, is that your family?'
'Yeah', I replied, 'in law...'
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Women are always saying how men judge a girl based on looks. That's actually true.
Since all women are effing crazy you might as well go for the fit ones.
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