07-11-2012, 05:56 AM
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Stump Rules!
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Join Date: Jan 2009
Location: Nor Cal
Posts: 9,614
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I'm confused 
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Originally Posted by VCURamFan
My dog's stomach wasn't feeling well, so I put him in the car & took him to the vet. On the way there, I hit a cat.
My animal rights activist girlfriend broke up with me after she caught me eating veal wrapped in pita bread.
I also got her pregnant on my sterile uncle's pull-out couch.
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