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Old 07-10-2012, 08:53 PM
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My dog's stomach wasn't feeling well, so I put him in the car & took him to the vet. On the way there, I hit a cat.

My animal rights activist girlfriend broke up with me after she caught me eating veal wrapped in pita bread.

I also got her pregnant on my sterile uncle's pull-out couch.
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