Just got home and found a note on top of the TV from my girlfriend.
"Sorry, but I don't think this will ever work, I'm leaving."
So I plugged it in, switched it on and there's nothing wrong with it.
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What are the first 3 words in the Mexican cookbook?
Steal a chicken.
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There's one thing I can't stand when I'm drunk.
Up.
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