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Old 02-15-2012, 10:54 PM
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A nun, badly needing to use the restroom, walked into a local Hooters restaurant.
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> The place was hopping with music and loud conversation and every once in a while 'the lights would turn off.'
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> Each time the lights would go out, the place would erupt into cheers.
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> However, when the revelers saw the nun, the room went dead silent.
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> She walked up to the bartender, and asked, 'May I please use the restroom?
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> The bartender replied,
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> 'OK, but I should warn you that there is a statue of a naked man in there wearing only a fig leaf.'
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> 'Well, in that case, I'll just look the other way,' said the nun.
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> So the bartender showed the nun to the back of the restaurant.
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> After a few minutes, she came back out, and the whole place stopped just long enough to give the nun a loud round of applause. !
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> She went to the bartender and said, 'Sir, I don't understand. Why did they applaud for me just because I went to the restroom?'
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> 'Well, now they know you're one of us,' said the bartender, 'Would you like a drink?'
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> 'No thank you, but, I still don't understand,' said the puzzled nun.
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> 'You see,' laughed the bartender, 'every time someone lifts the fig leaf on that statue, the lights go out.
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