The liberal agenda for kids:
Age inappropriate books that offer one viewpoint.
Lunches with only those foods approved by the government.
If you bring your lunch you had better not use a *gasp* plastic bag of some sort.
3 meals supplied by the government.
Everone wins at sports and games, no "losers".
No grades, too competitive.
No red pen corrections, too "stressful", purple is much nicer.
No kickball, too violent.
"Alternate" history books.
Political indoctrination, mmm, mmm, mmm.
The list goes on ad nauseum.
Rejoice ever more. 1 Thessalonians 5:16