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Old 12-15-2011, 09:10 PM
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Back on Dec. 13, we brought word of an International manhunt that was underway for exiled UFC fighter Junie Browning, who was being sought by Phuket police in Thailand for his participation in a bar-room brawl that carried over to a local hospital.

Well, it seems the fuzz isn't the only one chasing "The Lunatik."

The former Ultimate Drinker Fighter took to his Facebook account today (via Bloody Elbow) to beg the U.S. Embassy for help in extracting him from Phuket before the "Mafia" can discover his whereabouts and "kill him."
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Im officially the biggest American patriot there is now. These other primitive countries are all about money, mafia and corrupt law enforcement. Regardless what you believe I never touched a female in theses events that occurred and my girlfriend was there from start to finish to vouch. Hitting Thai women was an excuse for them to demonize me and get some baht out of me. You all don't understand with my name, people will use it against me. I acted like an idiot on a reality show for publicity so they are using that against me. Im sorry and I care about people more than you thank and I appreciate all the support from the intelligent people that understand that these primitive countries are trying to kill me ( Literally ) . I need help BAD! please call the US Embassy in my regards. Thank you very much everyone. Apparently in the news story I fled the scene in the hospital before the police got there. It's obvious by this picture that the police were already there. It wasn't until hours later my girlfriends and my phone were flooded with phone calls saying that the Thai mafia were headed to the hospital to kill me did we leave. We understood that it is a very corrupt place so we had to flee and get in contact with the US Embassy. Funny how cropping a photo changes the whole story.
Seal Team Six, where you at?

It should be noted that following the initial brawl, Browning was bragging about how many orbital bones he shattered, jaws he broke and bodies he left on the streets of Phuket.
Now? Not so much.

Could it be "The Lunatik" is not as gangster as we originally thought? And who's in favor of a covert ops mission to retrieve him?

Coin the Browning rescue: "Operation: __________"
EDIT: Hahaha, this is MiddleEasy.com's editorial on the matter :
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I wonder if Brian Stann or Tim Kennedy agree with Junie's claim to be the 'biggest American patriot there is right now.
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