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Old 12-03-2011, 03:04 AM
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Here's a few I've been holding onto:

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Today, my boyfriend and I were visiting a historical war bunker when I accidentally let rip a small fart. My boyfriend responded with a horribly loud, horrendous fart, and loudly announced, "This is war." There were people, lots of people. FML
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Today, my dogs broke through our electric fence, one of whom managed to get his collar off. I picked it up and, without thinking, went across the fence line. I screamed like a chihuahua being run over by a bulldozer. FML
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Today, at work, an overweight man riding an electric cart started peeing all around the store. I had to clean it up. FML
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Today, my boyfriend discovered that I fart when I'm tickled enough. The best part was when he decided to show his family. FML
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