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Old 10-28-2011, 02:04 PM
rearnakedchoke
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Originally Posted by Neezar View Post
> > While in China , a man is very sexually promiscuous and does not use a
> condom all the time he is there.
> A week after arriving back home in the States, he wakes one morning to find
> his penis covered with bright purple spots.
> Horrified, he immediately goes to see a doctor.
> The doctor, never having seen anything like this before, orders some tests
> and
> tells the man to return in two days for the results.
> The man returns a couple of days later and the doctor says, "I've got bad
> news for you, you've contracted Mongolian VD. It's very rare and almost
> unheard of here in the US , we know very little about it.."
> The man looks a little perplexed and says,
> "Well, give me a shot or something and fix me up, Doc."
> The doctor answers, "I'm sorry, there's no known cure. We're going to
> have to amputate your penis."
> The man screams in horror, "Absolutely not! I want a second opinion!!!"
> The doctor replies, "Well, that's your choice. Go ahead, if you want,
> but surgery is your only option."
> The next day, the man seeks out a Chinese doctor, figuring that he'll
> know more about the disease.
> The Chinese doctor examines his penis and proclaims, "Ah, yes, Mongolian
> VD. Vewy ware disease."
> The guy says to the doctor, "Yeah, yeah, I already know that but what can
> we do? My American doctor wants to cut off my penis!"
> The Chinese doctor shakes his head and laughs.
> "Stupid American docttah,always want opawate. Make more money dat
> way. No need amputate!"
> Oh, thank God!" the man exclaims.
> Yes," says the Chinese doctor, "Wait two week ... Faw off by itself!"
reminds me of a great joke i heard on The Sopranos (told by Junior)

A man goes to his Chinese eye doctor because he is having trouble with his sight;
After a few minutes of looking him over the doctor says, "I know what the problem is, you have a cataract";
The man says "What are you talking about, I drive a Lincoln"
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