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Old 10-07-2011, 07:41 PM
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Originally Posted by Neezar View Post
Here's the Riddle-of-the-Day

You are on a Horse, galloping at a constant speed.

On your right side is a sharp drop off. On your left side is an Elephant traveling at the same speed as you.

Directly in front of you is a galloping Kangaroo and your horse is unable to overtake it. Behind you is a Lion running at the same speed as you and the Kangaroo.

What must you do to safely get out of this highly dangerous situation?

See answer below.

Get your drunk ass off the merry-go-round.

You always have some of the best jokes, Neezy!
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