Originally Posted by Buzzard
Next time use some salt and pepper before putting words in my mouth as rearnakedchoke pointed out. Complete and utter fail on your part once again. Imagine a super cool fail "meme" image here.
Get your own salt and pepper, bro; saying something is a false defense is the same as implying guilt. You want to use a rhetorical shell game to say something unsupportable and then dodge responsibility for it. The only part you got right was ‘Complete and utter fail’.