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Old 05-16-2011, 04:37 PM
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Today, my husband and I were filling out forms for life insurance. We were talking about beneficiaries, and we both picked our daughter. My amount is 500,000 dollars, and my husband's is one million. When we told our daughter this, she started laughing devilishly. FML


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Today, I realized my 3 year old son, who is being potty trained, has better aim standing up to pee than his 30 year old father. FML


I'd just like to point out that it's a lot easier to aim when you're closer to the target.

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Today, I noticed an extremely large bug buzzing around my room. After several attempts, I stomped on it with my shoe. I was trying to get a closer look at my victory when it flew into my nostril. Turns out it was just playing dead. FML


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