I got one sorta like Michelle's first.....
A trucker comes home from a long haul and when he gets to the kitchen his wife does not have dinner on the table. He asks her why she has not fixed him dinner and she replied that she didn't feel like it and she shouldn't be forced to do that...He then asked her "how would you like to not see me for three days?" She replied, "That would be wonderful"
The first day goes by and she doesn't see him, the second day she still does not see him...finally on the third day she can just barely see him out of her left eye