During recess at my school a group of kindergarten students discovered a condom left on the playground.........but thankfully no one knew what it was.........so they left it alone and alerted their teacher........
when she saw it she SCREAMED "DON'T TOUCH IT!!!!!!!"
( she is about 60 years old and REALLY clever)
"That's the fossil of a prehistoric fish! I canít believe itís here! It must have washed to the surface with the last rain!
Letís go inside and tell the principal! Scientists will have to come and examine it and collect it! These things are really rare so if you ever see one you MUST NOT TOUCH IT!!!!"
Unfortunately that was not the last prehistoric fish fossil to wash to the surface of our playground.
But thanks to Ms. Jones......the proper authorities are always alerted.