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Rev 03-02-2010 05:55 PM

Funny, "Guns vs Doctors"
 
Doctors vs Gunowners

Doctors
(A) The number of physicians in the U.S. is 700,000.
(B) Accidental deaths caused by Physicians per year are 120,000.
(C) Accidental deaths per physician is 0.171.

Statistics courtesy of U.S. Dept of Health and Human Services.

now think about this:
Guns
(A) The number of gun owners in the U.S. is 80,000,000.
(Yes, that's 80 million)
(B) The number of accidental gun deaths per year, all age groups, is
1,500.
(C) The number of accidental deaths per gun owner is .000188.


Statistics courtesy of FBI

So, statistically, doctors are approximately
9,000 times more dangerous than gun owners.
Remember, 'Guns don't kill people, doctors do.'

FACT: NOT EVERYONE HAS A GUN, BUT ALMOST EVERYONE HAS AT LEAST ONE DOCTOR.

County Mike 03-02-2010 06:10 PM

I'm gonna trade my doctor in for more guns.

flo 03-02-2010 06:15 PM

:laugh::laugh:

Oddtodd76 03-02-2010 11:13 PM

now if i can just get my insurance to cover more guns!

I need a prescription for a Barrett .338!
oh, what the heck!
I need a .50cal Barrett prescription!:)

Rev 03-03-2010 02:37 AM

I feel like I need a dose of Cheytac .408. But for that I would have to see a specialist.

Oddtodd76 03-03-2010 11:01 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rev (Post 103002)
I feel like I need a dose of Cheytac .408. But for that I would have to see a specialist.

Hey, whatever gets you feeling better!

I was told that i must administer gun powder breathing treatments. If i don't smell gun powder everyday, it could be fatal. So, i will have to take my medicine by going out and shooting everyday! Insurance will cover the bullets.


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