The Top 20 National Slogans
 

Argentina -- Where everyone has a chance to be president...literally.


Australia -- 9 out of 10 of the most venomous snakes in the world can't be wrong.
Belgium -- At least we're not as bad as France.

Bosnia -- The official entrance to hell since 1991.

Canada -- We needed a slogan, eh. So Joe thought this one up. Canada, it's not just moose and bad beer, eh... we've got trees.

China -- Communism is the best! Don't believe us?! We'll run you over with tanks!!

Cuba -- Not all of us have defected...yet.

Colombia -- And you think coffee is our biggest export to the USA?

France -- No really, we surrender. Yes, take our women. Jews? Sure, we've got plenty of those. Grab a baguette, just don't hurt us.

Iceland -- Oh don't mind us, we do nothing at all.

Mexico -- Reclaiming the South-Western United States one border jumper at a time.

North Korea -- We're one big (un)happy family.

Philippines -- Come for the scenery, stay till your ransom is paid.

Saudi Arabia -- Religious fanatics, terrorism, and fat tyrants in bathrobes who run the country. What's not to love?

Serbia -- We like diversity. It provides training for our soldiers.

South Korea -- The first one who says something about us eating dogs gets a punch in the nose.

Syria - We see a friend, you see a terrorist.

Switzerland -- So neutral it hurts...or it doesn't...we don't care.

Zaire -- 25 revolutions in 10 years and we're still going strong!
I love that one.

Josh Slogan "I can't post things in the proper section".
Can a mod move this to the woodshed please.

LOL

Switzerland is my favorite!

Canada - Leading the world in being just north of the United States.

My all-time favorite. I wish I could remember where I saw it for proper credit.

Colombia -- And you think coffee is our biggest export to the USA?

:laugh:

Josh, you are like a diamond in the rough arent you :laugh: I've highlighted my favs

Umm...I'm not sure? Depends what you mean I guess?

imagine staring at a load of gravel, a load of shyte...and then suddenly stumbling across a gem.

Thats kinda what I mean. It was a compliment :ashamed:

So i'm a gem in a pile of crap? Gee thanks.:laugh: