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County Mike 09-27-2013 01:11 PM

Ultimate Fighter Recap (season whatever, episode 4ish)
 
Meisha picked Roxanne the nerd girl to fight Jessica the boxing chick so they're the focus of much of the episode.

The boxing chick had a horrible stepdad who eventually killed her mom so she learned to box and became a world champion. She's 36, has a kid and cries a lot. Maybe pre-menopausal or something.

The nerd girl learned to fight by watching Power Rangers and DragonballZ. Then eventually became pretty good at jiu jitsu. Everybody loves nerd girl. She's a happy warrior who yells out things in some made-up language she calls Japanese. Then she makes a man out of toilet paper rolls and references Star Trek or Star Wars or some other nerdy things throughout the episode.

Rhonda's striking coach wants to fight everybody, until they're actually willing to fight back. Then he says he doesn't want to get kicked off the show. Sissy!

Daisy Duke says that boxing chick has the best hands in the house, including the guys. She's wrong.

Juliana gives nerd girl a love letter. Nerd girl cries.

The fight starts and boxing chick is easier to take down than a throwing dummy. She basically fell down while moving backwards and nerd girl spent most of the round trying to submit her.

Second round, boxing chick moves a little better and uses some takedown defense. Nerd girl strikes as if she learned it by watching Power Rangers and DragonballZ. She finally gets a takedown but boxing chick ends up on top.

Boxing chick picks nerd girl up about 2 feet, then drops her and knocks her silly. Nerd girl sits up with a goofy look on her face and boxing chick knocks it off for her. Nerd girl lays down and appears to verbally tap so the next time boxing chick hits her, the ref stops it.

Everybody cries.

Shayna Baszley invites nerd girl to join her "Fight Veterans Who Lost" club.

Rhonda picks two dudes to fight next.

The End.

VCURamFan 09-27-2013 01:26 PM

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Originally Posted by County Mike (Post 202045)
Meisha picked Roxanne the nerd girl to fight Jessica the boxing chick so they're the focus of much of the episode.

The boxing chick had a horrible stepdad who eventually killed her mom so she learned to box and became a world champion. She's 36, has a kid and cries a lot. Maybe pre-menopausal or something.

The nerd girl learned to fight by watching Power Rangers and DragonballZ. Then eventually became pretty good at jiu jitsu. Everybody loves nerd girl. She's a happy warrior who yells out things in some made-up language she calls Japanese. Then she makes a man out of toilet paper rolls and references Star Trek or Star Wars or some other nerdy things throughout the episode.

Rhonda's striking coach wants to fight everybody, until they're actually willing to fight back. Then he says he doesn't want to get kicked off the show. Sissy!

Daisy Duke says that boxing chick has the best hands in the house, including the guys. She's wrong.

Juliana gives nerd girl a love letter. Nerd girl cries.

The fight starts and boxing chick is easier to take down than a throwing dummy. She basically fell down while moving backwards and nerd girl spent most of the round trying to submit her.

Second round, boxing chick moves a little better and uses some takedown defense. Nerd girl strikes as if she learned it by watching Power Rangers and DragonballZ. She finally gets a takedown but boxing chick ends up on top.

Boxing chick picks nerd girl up about 2 feet, then drops her and knocks her silly. Nerd girl sits up with a goofy look on her face and boxing chick knocks it off for her. Nerd girl lays down and appears to verbally tap so the next time boxing chick hits her, the ref stops it.

Everybody cries.

Shayna Baszley invites nerd girl to join her "Fight Veterans Who Lost" club.

Rhonda picks two dudes to fight next.

The End.

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TexasRN 09-28-2013 12:15 PM

Yep, still glad I'm not watching the show. :laugh:


~Amy

rearnakedchoke 10-22-2013 05:54 PM

so i have been watching this .. its getting better .. RR is not crying as much, but she still whines too much .. the fights have been good too ... i know that some of RR coming off as a brat can be from editting, but if dana is such a rousey nuthugger :huh: :wacko: ... why is he letting her lose people from her fan base? on purpose?


btw, i still think she kills tate ...

County Mike 10-23-2013 12:40 PM

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Originally Posted by rearnakedchoke (Post 202356)
but if dana is such a rousey nuthugger :huh: :wacko: ... why is he letting her lose people from her fan base? on purpose?

Everybody roots for her. They need some fans on the other side too. Keeps it more interesting.


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