Little boy is sitting on the sidewalk playing with a jar of turpentine , A preacher walks up and says " watcha got there" little boy says " why its the strongest liquid in the world , turpentine" to which the preacher replies " No son , Holy Water is the strongest liquid in the world , i can rub Holy Water on a pregnant womans belly and she will pass a healthy Baby !" The little boy looks at the preacher and says " nah , turpentine is still stronger , I can rub it on a cats ass and he will pass a harley davidson"
Me too! I thought something was REALLY going to happen in the 2nd one. Ole Big Bubba on the front looked like he was about to tip over. reminds me of my dad telling me if a gator starts chasing you you don't have to be the fastest but just make sure there is someone a little slower.. did you see that one i sent mac before about the guy water skiing w/ a backhoe?
