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J.B.
02-15-2012, 05:23 PM
Post your best pranks in here!

I just tired fishing line to the head of a rubber snake...... 1.when taped the line to the under-side of my toilet seat....:laugh:

VCURamFan
02-15-2012, 05:42 PM
Post your best pranks in here!

I just tired fishing line to the head of a rubber snake...... 1.when taped the line to the under-side of my toilet seat....:laugh:
Hahaha, nice. I have one countless variations of "cold water in the shower", including, but not limited to: cup of cold water, bucket of cold water, garbage can of cold water, decoy cup of cold water to get them to pull the curtain back to mock you in "triumph" only to be nailed in the face with bucket of cold water, and last but not least, cold water followed by throwing their towel/clothes/etc. into the shower with them.

J.B.
02-15-2012, 07:04 PM
Hahaha, nice. I have one countless variations of "cold water in the shower", including, but not limited to: cup of cold water, bucket of cold water, garbage can of cold water, decoy cup of cold water to get them to pull the curtain back to mock you in "triumph" only to be nailed in the face with bucket of cold water, and last but not least, cold water followed by throwing their towel/clothes/etc. into the shower with them.

Try this variation....http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AH-zY18RPQs:wink:

If that don't work, there is always the marbles/mousetraps/airhorn combo....it's my goto shot and it's bound to work almost every time. :laugh:

PRShrek
02-15-2012, 07:06 PM
The string pull firecracker is a gold mine. You can string them across a dimly lit hallway, over a door or inside a cabinet or drawer. People yank on the Ďstuckí cabinet and then go into full on kung foo mode when the cracker goes off.

Note, you may want to warm up first and have a backup escape plan, especially if a mother in law may be involved.

County Mike
02-15-2012, 07:09 PM
So Ben, most of your pranks involve other dudes in the shower?

VCURamFan
02-15-2012, 07:14 PM
So Ben, most of your pranks involve other dudes in the shower?
Yup! :cool:

No, wait!!!! :scared0011: :frantics:

Play The Man
02-15-2012, 08:03 PM
I performed a prank on my dorm roommate back in college. On our campus, condoms were free from the health center. For my birthday, he picked up a couple dozen free condoms as a gift for me. It was a gag gift because I didn't have a girlfriend. He said, "Here you go . . . you won't be needing these for a long time."

My roommate was an only child with a very protective mother. She babied him. When she left a message on the answering machine, she would call her 20-year-old son "Pooh Bear". At home, every morning she would have the table set for him with breakfast served. At Thanksgiving break, he went home for the holiday. He took all his laundry so his mother could wash it. I took the condoms that he gave me as a gag gift and put them in a pocket in his pants in his laundry bag. For good measure, I put a pair of panties in the laundry bag (donated by our next-door neighbor whose ex-girlfriend had forgotten them in his dorm room). His first night home on break he had an uncomfortable dinner. In the middle of dinner, his mother produced the panties that she found in the laundry bag and started yelling at my roommate: "Tell me about this WHORE that you are seeing!" "I can't believe my baby is seeing a WHORE!" He denied knowing about the panties and said he was not sleeping with anybody.

The next day, she found the condoms in the laundry bag and confronted him again. "You are seeing a WHORE, aren't you!?!" "Aren't You!?! "I can't believe you are seeing a WHORE!" He had a very miserable Thanksgiving break.

I know it was wrong of me, but I still get a laugh out of that prank. :ashamed:

J.B.
02-15-2012, 08:10 PM
"Pooh Bear".

:laugh:

He would have hated our crew with that name.

Classic prank though :wink:

Another great one is to saran wrap a dimly lit doorway. Then you gotta follow it up with the giant air-horn like Hendo did Bisping. Classic. :)

J.B.
02-15-2012, 08:14 PM
Another classic is banging on a dutch oven with a wooden spoon right over somebody's head.

Guarantee they will wake up if they are alive. :wink:

VCURamFan
02-15-2012, 08:15 PM
I performed a prank on my dorm roommate back in college. On our campus, condoms were free from the health center. For my birthday, he picked up a couple dozen free condoms as a gift for me. It was a gag gift because I didn't have a girlfriend. He said, "Here you go . . . you won't be needing these for a long time."

My roommate was an only child with a very protective mother. She babied him. When she left a message on the answering machine, she would call her 20-year-old son "Pooh Bear". At home, every morning she would have the table set for him with breakfast served. At Thanksgiving break, he went home for the holiday. He took all his laundry so his mother could wash it. I took the condoms that he gave me as a gag gift and put them in a pocket in his pants in his laundry bag. For good measure, I put a pair of panties in the laundry bag (donated by our next-door neighbor whose ex-girlfriend had forgotten them in his dorm room). His first night home on break he had an uncomfortable dinner. In the middle of dinner, his mother produced the panties that she found in the laundry bag and started yelling at my roommate: "Tell me about this WHORE that you are seeing!" "I can't believe my baby is seeing a WHORE!" He denied knowing about the panties and said he was not sleeping with anybody.

The next day, she found the condoms in the laundry bag and confronted him again. "You are seeing a WHORE, aren't you!?!" "Aren't You!?! "I can't believe you are seeing a WHORE!" He had a very miserable Thanksgiving break.

I know it was wrong of me, but I still get a laugh out of that prank. :ashamed:
Hahahahaha, that is gold!!! :hapy0198: :hapy0198: :hapy0198:

J.B.
02-21-2012, 04:53 AM
Just hooked up 8 party poppers to my roomate's door with an elaborate pulley system. I tested it on myself and he's sure to have a brown spot in his panties when he gets home. :laugh:

J.B.
02-21-2012, 05:01 AM
Lol

I also just noticed the horrible grammar in my OP. Android sucks for posting! :laugh:

VCURamFan
02-21-2012, 01:40 PM
Just hooked up 8 party poppers to my roomate's door with an elaborate pulley system. I tested it on myself and he's sure to have a brown spot in his panties when he gets home. :laugh:
Wellllllllll? :frantics:

J.B.
02-22-2012, 07:24 AM
Wellllllllll? :frantics:

He ended up being in the studio until the wee hours of the morning, and I crashed out before he got home, so I didn't get to see his reaction. However, I know it got him because he tried playing it off. Kinda like when a fighter catches a good one on the chin and then smiles as if to say "that didn't hurt", but we all know it did. :laugh:

I'm locking my door tonight, because I'm sure he's plotting something. He's probably gonna try to blast me with an air-horn or snare drum while I'm sleeping. Everytime they try getting me while I'm asleep I wake up before they get to me, but one of these times my luck will run out, so tonight the door is getting locked. :laugh:

rockdawg21
02-22-2012, 12:45 PM
Jeeze, you guys are so childish!

VCURamFan
02-22-2012, 10:34 PM
Jeeze, you guys are so childish!

:blink: :blink: :blink:

...and? :unsure-1:

:laugh:

MattHughesRocks
02-23-2012, 04:41 AM
I guess boys will be boys! :frantics:

J.B.
02-23-2012, 05:49 AM
I guess boys will be boys! :frantics:

Don't get it twisted, this is as manly as a manly man can man. :cool:

Getting over on your closest friends with friendly hijinx is a classic win.:wink:

PRShrek
02-23-2012, 01:39 PM
Jeeze, you guys are so childish!

Don't get it twisted, this is as manly as a manly man can man. :cool:

Getting over on your closest friends with friendly hijinx is a classic win.:wink:

It might seem childish, but the underlying purpose is actually quite sinister.

Pulling off a perfect prank requires careful target observation, insightful analysis of the targetís movements, the ability to predict several moves ahead what the targetís actions and reactions will be and the depth of experience to use these things to bring about the precise desired result.

If you think about it, hiding a bomb in the bossís phone or sticking a grenade to a nuclear scientistís car door would be hilarious if no one died. So the next time youíre rigging a water balloon sling shot to the bathroom door remember to have the Bourne Identity soundtrack playing in your head.

VCURamFan
02-23-2012, 01:56 PM
It might seem childish, but the underlying purpose is actually quite sinister.

Pulling off a perfect prank requires careful target observation, insightful analysis of the targetís movements, the ability to predict several moves ahead what the targetís actions and reactions will be and the depth of experience to use these things to bring about the precise desired result.

If you think about it, hiding a bomb in the bossís phone or sticking a grenade to a nuclear scientistís car door would be hilarious if no one died. So the next time youíre rigging a water balloon sling shot to the bathroom door remember to have the Bourne Identity soundtrack playing in your head.
I just hum Peter Gunn to myself. :ninja:

J.B.
02-23-2012, 05:38 PM
It might seem childish, but the underlying purpose is actually quite sinister.

Pulling off a perfect prank requires careful target observation, insightful analysis of the targetís movements, the ability to predict several moves ahead what the targetís actions and reactions will be and the depth of experience to use these things to bring about the precise desired result.

If you think about it, hiding a bomb in the bossís phone or sticking a grenade to a nuclear scientistís car door would be hilarious if no one died. So the next time youíre rigging a water balloon sling shot to the bathroom door remember to have the Bourne Identity soundtrack playing in your head.

:laugh:

rockdawg21
02-23-2012, 08:17 PM
Don't get it twisted, this is as manly as a manly man can man. :cool:

Getting over on your closest friends with friendly hijinx is a classic win.:wink:
LOL