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Chuck
03-19-2009, 02:26 PM
After reading some of the answers in the thread about the USB finger I thought this might be interesting...

I was GOING to ask if you lost an "appendage".... but with this group I thought better of it :D

So... you lose a finger.... what would you replace it with?

rockdawg21
03-19-2009, 02:26 PM
Nose hair trimmer.

MattHughesRocks
03-19-2009, 02:28 PM
A Tim Sylvia finger puppet! :w00t:

Crisco
03-19-2009, 02:29 PM
Another finger :unsure-1:

MattHughesRocks
03-19-2009, 02:31 PM
And where is the fun in that? :huh:

Another finger :unsure-1:

Crisco
03-19-2009, 02:32 PM
And where is the fun in that? :huh:

A finger that shoots sleeping gas?

Getting hot chicks would be easy...

MattHughesRocks
03-19-2009, 02:33 PM
Now that's the spirit! :laugh:


A finger that shoots sleeping gas?

Getting hot chicks would be easy...

Chuck
03-19-2009, 02:39 PM
A finger that shoots sleeping gas?

Getting hot chicks would be easy...

A finger that vibrates????? :Whistle:

J.B.
03-19-2009, 02:52 PM
Retractable Baton

Moose
03-19-2009, 02:53 PM
Maybe a built in whistle?

Crisco
03-19-2009, 02:54 PM
A finger that vibrates????? :Whistle:

No... It would take away the focus on my other finger.

Chuck
03-19-2009, 02:56 PM
No... It would take away the focus on my other finger.

Or enhance it??? :D

Crisco
03-19-2009, 02:57 PM
Or enhance it??? :D

I dunno... That's a slippery slope I don't think its worth the risk.

Crisco
03-19-2009, 02:57 PM
well actually a vibrating thumb could work...

Chuck
03-19-2009, 03:04 PM
well actually a vibrating thumb could work...

Now you're getting the idea..... :wink:

NateR
03-19-2009, 03:09 PM
A coffee stirrer.

County Mike
03-19-2009, 03:11 PM
A BOOB!

Primadawn
03-19-2009, 03:22 PM
A TV remote.

Preach
03-19-2009, 03:24 PM
cell phone

Preach
03-19-2009, 03:25 PM
another di gital camera

Bonnie
03-19-2009, 03:43 PM
A BOOB!

:rotfl:

Mike you're nothing if not predictable! :laugh:

You know those squishy ball things you can buy when you're stressed and you just squeeze them to relieve your stress.

Well, I can just see a picture of Mike with his boob in the hand. Brings new meaning to the whole "A bird in the hand..." :Whistle:

Bonnie
03-19-2009, 03:49 PM
Y'all need to think bigger! :headbanger:

I want a "magical" finger that will turn into whatever I want or that I can zap people with to make them do whatever I want. :w00t:

rockdawg21
03-19-2009, 03:49 PM
A shoe bomb.

Llamafighter
03-19-2009, 03:57 PM
some sort of multi tool. It would definitely have to have a high powered flashlight though, and a taser.

rockdawg21
03-19-2009, 04:12 PM
some sort of multi tool. It would definitely have to have a high powered flashlight though, and a taser.
Don't tase me bro!

Chuck
03-19-2009, 05:17 PM
Y'all need to think bigger! :headbanger:

I want a "magical" finger that will turn into whatever I want or that I can zap people with to make them do whatever I want. :w00t:

You already have that... they're called boobs silly!!!

Sheesh!!! :laugh:

Bonnie
03-19-2009, 05:37 PM
You already have that... they're called boobs silly!!!

Sheesh!!! :laugh:

You and Mike with the boobs. :rolleyes: It'd serve both of you if y'all woke up one morning with a couple of DDs on your chests (and no not the way you're thinking).

You know I wasn't going to comment on your "vibrating" finger, but another thread comes to mind...something about a "stamp collector"...:Whistle: :tongue0011:

:laugh:

Chuck
03-19-2009, 05:45 PM
You and Mike with the boobs. :rolleyes: It'd serve both of you if y'all woke up one morning with a couple of DDs on your chests (and no not the way you're thinking).

You know I wasn't going to comment on your "vibrating" finger, but another thread comes to mind...something about a "stamp collector"...:Whistle: :tongue0011:

:laugh:
Well gosh Bonnie... do you know what it's like to wake up with a couple of DD's on your chest??? :Whistle:



Stamp collecting?? Trust me. :wink:

Bonnie
03-19-2009, 06:13 PM
Well gosh Bonnie... do you know what it's like to wake up with a couple of DD's on your chest??? :Whistle:

I bet you do! :laugh:



(btw, nice try) :winking0071:

Chuck
03-19-2009, 06:14 PM
I bet you do! :laugh:



(btw, nice try) :winking0071:

I do what I can LOL!!

Josh
03-22-2009, 01:16 AM
A laser.

Black Mamba
03-22-2009, 08:31 PM
I bet Chuck would have field day if he woked up with a pair of perky DDs. :laugh:

I'd want my finger to be like the chick in Terminator 3, to have the ability to control machines.

Chuck
03-22-2009, 08:48 PM
I bet Chuck would have field day if he woked up with a pair of perky DDs. :laugh:

I'd want my finger to be like the chick in Terminator 3, to have the ability to control machines.

I wake up next to a set of 36D's every morning.... :D


But I've always wondered........... :Whistle:

que
03-23-2009, 02:56 AM
a swiss army knife.

County Mike
03-23-2009, 11:48 AM
You're all a bunch of pervs.