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MattHughesRocks
03-17-2009, 05:59 AM
Adult movie star Jenna Jameson and her Ultimate Fighter boyfriend are parents of twins, according to Us magazine.

Jameson, 34, the star of films such as "Fantasm" and "I Dream of Jenna," delivered two baby boys on Monday morning, the magazine reported.

"They're in very good health," her rep told the magazine.

Jameson announced in May that she and boyfriend Tito Ortiz -- a mixed martial arts fighter -- would be having babies. The magazine reported that a source said the boys are "in very good health."

Jameson had miscarried in November 2004 one day after she was diagnosed with malignant melanoma.

A self-described Catholic, Jameson has said that she felt having a baby was "God's plan," according to Us. But she has said she had no plans to wed her boyfriend anytime soon.

"I think I'm gonna stay unmarried and just go for the babies!" she told Us. "I'm following in Angelina's footsteps!"

In recent years, Jameson has branched out beyond the daily grind. She is the author of "How to Make Love Like a Porn Star."

Back in February, Jameson launched a perfume called "Heartbreaker," which the New York Daily News described as a "heady scent with undertones of vanilla, latex and skank."



CONGRATS YOU TWO CRAZY KIDS! :w00t:

Neezar
03-17-2009, 06:08 AM
Jameson had miscarried in November 2004 one day after she was diagnosed with malignant melanoma.



:scared0011: That isn't good. That is a dangerous cancer.

Neezar
03-17-2009, 06:09 AM
Back in February, Jameson launched a perfume called "Heartbreaker," which the New York Daily News described as a "heady scent with undertones of vanilla, latex and skank."



HOw mean! :angry:




:laugh:

Neezar
03-17-2009, 06:09 AM
Thank God the babies are healthy!

God Bless them! :)

MattHughesRocks
03-17-2009, 06:12 AM
I also read the delivery was really really super easy and she didnt feel a thing!:)

VCURamFan
03-17-2009, 06:21 AM
What'd they name the kids: "Huntington Beach" & "Bad Boy"? Or maybe "Pit" & "Fighter". How about "Frank" & "Chuck" (ya' know, want your kids to be better than you ever were :Whistle:)

VCURamFan
03-17-2009, 06:22 AM
I also read the delivery was really really super easy and she didnt feel a thing!:)coughcoughSHE'S BEEN OVER-USEDcoughcough

matthughesfan21
03-17-2009, 06:28 AM
are the kids wearing a size 17 little beanie cap like the babies do in the hospital

like this, but only 6 times the size

http://www.mississaugamoms.ca/Portals/18/newborn%20jayde.JPG

matthughesfan21
03-17-2009, 06:29 AM
coughcoughSHE'S BEEN OVER-USEDcoughcoughI' d hit it

with a shovel

NateR
03-17-2009, 06:30 AM
I also read the delivery was really really super easy and she didnt feel a thing!:)

Actually she didn't deliver them, the doctors had to go spelunking for them.

matthughesfan21
03-17-2009, 06:32 AM
Actually she didn't deliver them, the doctors had to go spelunking for them.
One brave doctor has gone missing, they are sending out search teams as we speak, but things aren't looking good, investigators have said that there is just so much space to cover, they are unsure whether there investigation can cover all that area




but in all seriousness, did she even need to dilate to give birth:unsure-1:

VCURamFan
03-17-2009, 06:35 AM
Actually she didn't deliver them, the doctors had to go spelunking for them.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WF8Bf1d_crk

Heh heh, ya know when you watch that in this context, you really feel like you need a shower afterwards!

philips4
03-17-2009, 06:36 AM
I also read the delivery was really really super easy and she didnt feel a thing!:)


HA HA HA HA of course she didn't feel a thing! Ummm, I'm not even going to say it! :Whistle:

MattHughesRocks
03-17-2009, 06:40 AM
I can't find the names anywhere yet.Stay tuned ;)

What'd they name the kids: "Huntington Beach" & "Bad Boy"? Or maybe "Pit" & "Fighter". How about "Frank" & "Chuck" (ya' know, want your kids to be better than you ever were :Whistle:)

MattHughesRocks
03-17-2009, 06:41 AM
Dare I ask what "spelunking" means? :unsure-1:


Actually she didn't deliver them, the doctors had to go spelunking for them.

MattHughesRocks
03-17-2009, 06:43 AM
:w00t:

That is just so terrible!

:laugh: :happy0198:


One brave doctor has gone missing, they are sending out search teams as we speak, but things aren't looking good, investigators have said that there is just so much space to cover, they are unsure whether there investigation can cover all that area




but in all seriousness, did she even need to dilate to give birth:unsure-1:

philips4
03-17-2009, 06:50 AM
I' d hit it

with a shovel


Then we better tie a rope around your ankle, I'd hate to loose a good forum member that way! :laugh:

Neezar
03-17-2009, 06:53 AM
Then we better tie a rope around your ankle, I'd hate to loose a good forum member that way! :laugh:

Strap a 2 x 4 to his ass, long ways to keep him from falling in. :laugh:



*can't believe I just got in on this*

NateR
03-17-2009, 06:55 AM
Dare I ask what "spelunking" means? :unsure-1:

It's a term used to refer to cave explorers.

matthughesfan21
03-17-2009, 06:55 AM
Strap a 10 x 40to his ass, long ways to keep him from falling in. :laugh:



*can't believe I just got in on this*
fixed:laugh:

Chuck
03-17-2009, 06:59 AM
I also read the delivery was really really super easy and she didnt feel a thing!:)

I heard the same thing about the conception................:wink:

Bonnie
03-17-2009, 07:04 AM
Well, I'm glad the babies are okay.

She seems like she should be older than 34. Boys, huh, I wonder if they'll get ahold of mama's video collection eventually.

MattHughesRocks
03-17-2009, 07:08 AM
Oh yeah, your new.We can spare that one :laugh:


Then we better tie a rope around your ankle, I'd hate to loose a good forum member that way! :laugh:

MattHughesRocks
03-17-2009, 07:09 AM
I miss you when your gone :laugh:


Strap a 2 x 4 to his ass, long ways to keep him from falling in. :laugh:



*can't believe I just got in on this*

VCURamFan
03-17-2009, 07:09 AM
fixed:laugh:I wish she had been...:blink:

MattHughesRocks
03-17-2009, 07:10 AM
:huh:


It's a term used to refer to cave explorers.

County Mike
03-17-2009, 12:35 PM
I heard the twins came out side by side. :)

Seriously, glad to hear they're healthy. I want twin boys. Porn stars get everything! :muttering:

Llamafighter
03-17-2009, 01:37 PM
Actually she didn't deliver them, the doctors had to go spelunking for them.

HI-OH!!!:laugh:

Glad their healthy!
He'res a picture of the delivery

http://openroad.tv/blog/wp-content/uploads/2008/03/istock_5433139-cave.jpg

matthughesfan21
03-17-2009, 02:37 PM
Well, I'm glad the babies are okay.

She seems like she should be older than 34. Boys, huh, I wonder if they'll get ahold of mama's video collection eventually.once they hit puberty, they better hope they are homeschooled or they will, if they don't see it, they will at least hear about it from kids at school....now normally I'd say, their friends would always want to hang out (like the stacey's mom song) but with the way Jenna has looked lately, I think even horny little 14 year olds would just say no:ninja:

matthughesfan21
03-17-2009, 02:37 PM
Oh yeah, your new.We can spare that one :laugh:
:sad: :cry: :angry:

Llamafighter
03-17-2009, 02:42 PM
:sad: :cry: :angry:

Don't let him get to ya;)








:ninja:

matthughesfan21
03-17-2009, 02:43 PM
Don't let him get to ya;)








:ninja::laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

Twinsmama
03-17-2009, 02:56 PM
You guys are cracking me up today!! I'm sitting in my office all by myself laughing and everyone is looking at me funny. I did not have a csection when i had my twins.....I'd say having the first one was like anyone having one but his little sister (almost a pound lighter) well she just ....she hung around inside my belly for 16 minutes but when she decided to come out i don't even remember having to push!!! dang i dont' know what's more embarrassing feeling like jenna or tell you guys about it!!
:laugh: :ashamed: :laugh:

matthughesfan21
03-17-2009, 03:03 PM
You guys are cracking me up today!! I'm sitting in my office all by myself laughing and everyone is looking at me funny. I did not have a csection when i had my twins.....I'd say having the first one was like anyone having one but his little sister (almost a pound lighter) well she just ....she hung around inside my belly for 16 minutes but when she decided to come out i don't even remember having to push!!! dang i dont' know what's more embarrassing feeling like jenna or tell you guys about it!!
:laugh: :ashamed: :laugh:
nothing to be ashamed of, with the second one, I would guess that would be a little more natural because you'd already be dilated and such(amy would be better knowledged at that, im just assuming) but the first one would probably hurt, but for Jenna, the first one she barely knew what was happening



http://www.usswisconsin.org/Miscellaneous/Misc.%20Pictures/BB64%20Whaleboat/17%202nd%20floor%20hallway.JPG

+

http://www.zwirnerandwirth.com/exhibitions/2005/POP0505/images/Hot%20Dog%20ecopy.jpg

Equals

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v600/LifelessAssociate/jenna-jameson-oscar-gala-01-thumb.jpg
:sick:

jignpig
03-17-2009, 03:12 PM
I also read the delivery was really really super easy and she didnt feel a thing!:)
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!! (pause for breath)hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah!

Crisco
03-17-2009, 03:23 PM
I've always found used up skanks some what appealing

County Mike
03-17-2009, 04:00 PM
She really does look used up. It's a shame. I'm sure we could find some attractive photos of her if we looked hard enough into the history archives.

I wonder if having 6 pound twins is more difficult to deliver than having a single baby weighing almost 10 pounds. I would guess the 10 pounder would be a tougher delivery.

Crapping one orange would HAVE to be harder than crapping two limes. That's the closest I can come to an analogy for men.

Crisco
03-17-2009, 04:04 PM
She really does look used up. It's a shame. I'm sure we could find some attractive photos of her if we looked hard enough into the history archives.

I wonder if having 6 pound twins is more difficult to deliver than having a single baby weighing almost 10 pounds. I would guess the 10 pounder would be a tougher delivery.

Crapping one orange would HAVE to be harder than crapping two limes. That's the closest I can come to an analogy for men.

LMFAO

Twinsmama
03-17-2009, 04:09 PM
Mike my twins were 5 lb 10oz and 4lb 11oz. my son was born first at 5lb 10oz and his sister 16 min later at 4lb 11oz. i am a huge wimp and don't think i could have squeezed him out if he was one more oz!! my daughter was a breeze i don't even remember pushing her. i couldn't imagine having a 10lber i would have two limes anyday before the orange!

jenna probably had them a csection. that is the most common way. i had mine in the operating room because after having the 1st one the 2nd may flip around and have to have that one csection. that would have sucked. thank god my kids listened when i told them to not flip around!!

MattHughesRocks
03-17-2009, 04:17 PM
I saw that.
:angry:





Don't let him get to ya;)








:ninja:

Chuck
03-17-2009, 04:28 PM
She really does look used up. It's a shame. I'm sure we could find some attractive photos of her if we looked hard enough into the history archives.

I wonder if having 6 pound twins is more difficult to deliver than having a single baby weighing almost 10 pounds. I would guess the 10 pounder would be a tougher delivery.

Crapping one orange would HAVE to be harder than crapping two limes. That's the closest I can come to an analogy for men.

All four of my kids 8lbs and up.....


I didn't feel a thing ;)

MattHughesRocks
03-17-2009, 04:35 PM
In this day and age, it just doesnt matter how big or how many.....

http://www.cosmeticsurgery2.com/cs-female1_hymenoplasty.htm

Llamafighter
03-17-2009, 04:39 PM
All four of my kids 8lbs and up.....


I didn't feel a thing ;)

is that because you passed out in the delivery room?:)

Chuck
03-17-2009, 04:44 PM
is that because you passed out in the delivery room?:)

LOL... you're closer to the truth then you probably realize!!! :laugh:

Crisco
03-17-2009, 04:46 PM
So uh hot pictures of Jenna?

Llamafighter
03-17-2009, 04:46 PM
LOL... you're closer to the truth then you probably realize!!! :laugh:

You got between your wife and her epidural didn't you! HAHAHAHA!!

Bonnie
03-17-2009, 04:50 PM
In this day and age, it just doesnt matter how big or how many.....

http://www.cosmeticsurgery2.com/cs-female1_hymenoplasty.htm

I think she did have to have some repair work done a while back due to wear and tear. Don't think it was to recreate the illusion of her being a virgin though. :Whistle:

matthughesfan21
03-17-2009, 04:50 PM
So uh hot pictures of Jenna?these are the few appropriate ones when she looks decent...want something different? go rent a movie:laugh:
http://images.askmen.com/galleries/model/jenna-jameson/pictures/jenna-jameson-picture-1.jpg

http://images.starpulse.com/pictures/2007/04/20/previews/Jenna%20Jameson-SGS-028726.jpg

Chuck
03-17-2009, 04:51 PM
You got between your wife and her epidural didn't you! HAHAHAHA!!

When we meet ask me to show you the scars... I have 4 scars on my right bicep from Jen's fingernails digging flesh out of my arm....

I had blood dripping from my elbow and a nurse saying "sir.... do you need to sit down???" :blink:

LOL

Llamafighter
03-17-2009, 04:53 PM
When we meet ask me to show you the scars... I have 4 scars on my right bicep from Jen's fingernails digging flesh out of my arm....

I had blood dripping from my elbow and a nurse saying "sir.... do you need to sit down???" :blink:

LOL

I got to see that!
I imagine my experience will be quite similar, when the time comes! :)
:unsure-1:

matthughesfan21
03-17-2009, 04:53 PM
When we meet ask me to show you the scars... I have 4 scars on my right bicep from Jen's fingernails digging flesh out of my arm....

I had blood dripping from my elbow and a nurse saying "sir.... do you need to sit down???" :blink:

LOLGod knows what wrath would be placed upon you if you even thought about complaining about that also

Bonnie
03-17-2009, 04:57 PM
She really does look used up. It's a shame. I'm sure we could find some attractive photos of her if we looked hard enough into the history archives.

I wonder if having 6 pound twins is more difficult to deliver than having a single baby weighing almost 10 pounds. I would guess the 10 pounder would be a tougher delivery.

Crapping one orange would HAVE to be harder than crapping two limes. That's the closest I can come to an analogy for men.

I did see her biography and they had pictures of her when she first started out. She looked like a teenager. She was a real beauty. Now, you can definitely see her life on her face.

Oh, and from what my sister and her friends have said when they gave birth, it DID feel like it was coming out the other end. :scared0015: :scared0011:

County Mike
03-17-2009, 05:50 PM
these are the few appropriate ones when she looks decent...want something different? go rent a movie:laugh:
http://images.askmen.com/galleries/model/jenna-jameson/pictures/jenna-jameson-picture-1.jpg

http://images.starpulse.com/pictures/2007/04/20/previews/Jenna%20Jameson-SGS-028726.jpg

Not bad at all in that pic. Her glory years.

Primadawn
03-17-2009, 06:12 PM
In this day and age, it just doesnt matter how big or how many.....

http://www.cosmeticsurgery2.com/cs-female1_hymenoplasty.htm


Michelle! There are BEFORE/AFTER pics on that website!!! Of VAGINOPLASTIES!!!! Eeeewwwwwwww:sick:

Twinsmama
03-17-2009, 07:00 PM
Michelle! There are BEFORE/AFTER pics on that website!!! Of VAGINOPLASTIES!!!! Eeeewwwwwwww:sick:


Eeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! what made them look like that in the 1st place???? Dang it i went from laughing to gagging!!! I'd say they really did need to get them fixed if they looked like that. I also looked at some of the labia before/after. That was even groser.

Sorry back on topic now! She was hot in those two pictures. She looked much better with a little meat on her bones.

rearnakedchoke
03-17-2009, 07:56 PM
Good for these two ... hopefully they end up happy together ... just can't wait for them to talk about parent career days, at least they only have to remember one job description

both my parents roll around with sweaty guys and take a pounding ...


Please don't ban me ..

Llamafighter
03-17-2009, 08:54 PM
Good for these two ... hopefully they end up happy together ... just can't wait for them to talk about parent career days, at least they only have to remember one job description

both my parents roll around with sweaty guys and take a pounding ...


Please don't ban me ..

:happy0198: :happy0198: :happy0198: :happy0198:

Primadawn
03-17-2009, 10:13 PM
Good for these two ... hopefully they end up happy together ... just can't wait for them to talk about parent career days, at least they only have to remember one job description

both my parents roll around with sweaty guys and take a pounding ...


Please don't ban me ..

I lol'd.


and lol'd...


and lol'd...

que
03-17-2009, 10:45 PM
I also read the delivery was really really super easy and she didnt feel a thing!:)

i heard they popped out as easy as when you try to hold onto a slippery fish with grease on your hands