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VCURamFan
06-14-2011, 09:49 PM
http://cdn0.sbnation.com/entry_photo_images/1422881/chucknorris_large.jpg

The art of Jiu-Jitsu is to use an opponent's weight and strength to your advantage. I believe this is what the conservatives must do in the coming 2012 presidential election. Obama's 'weight and strength' is that by next year he will have a surplus of $1 billion in campaign money and the mainstream media supporting him. He also has ACORN (or whatever they call themselves now) and other community organizers rallying the liberal troops to make sure he gets re-elected. Add to that his slick-willy youth charm and pseudo-charisma with which he has bamboozled a large part of the American public, who neither follow politics nor understand how he has unraveled the very fabrics of our republic. And tailor that with Obama's unique ability to make one believe he means what he says from a teleprompter, and you have a formidable foe. But as Rickson Gracie (http://www.sbnation.com/mma/fighter/130371/rickson-gracie), retired mixed martial artist, an eighth-degree black and red belt in Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu, and a member of the renowned martial arts family the Gracie family, once said, 'If size mattered, the elephant would be the king of the jungle.' How true that is. But it's also true that the elephant here (Obama), despite the shape of the economy, is still leading every single Republican presidential candidate by double-digit margins. A brand new Reuters/Ipsos poll reveals that Obama is even 'ahead of his closest Republican rival, former Massachusetts Gov. Mitt Romney, by 13 percentage points 51 percent to 38 percent.' To be effective, the conservative organizations, independents, libertarians, Republicans, tea partiers, and other grass-root groups across our country must make the people aware that it is time we unite as one voice and, if you will, one Jiu-Jitsu force. And that includes the Republican candidates running for president. If they don't, we will proceed through the presidential primary with politics as usual and get swallowed up in the partisan muck and mire.

rockdawg21
06-15-2011, 12:23 AM
I heard they once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but it didn't take from anybody.

logrus
06-15-2011, 12:54 AM
Maybe next time there wont be a 90 year old porky pig stuttering, penguin walking, hopped up on NyQuil for a candidate. :Whistle:

flo
06-15-2011, 02:31 AM
Wow, that's ugly ^^^.

You know, logrus, the man is a war hero, spent 5 years in a living hell in the Hanoi Hilton and is a patriot; whether you agree with his policies or not he's deserving of a modicum of respect.

Chris F
06-15-2011, 08:19 AM
Wow, that's ugly ^^^.

You know, logrus, the man is a war hero, spent 5 years in a living hell in the Hanoi Hilton and is a patriot; whether you agree with his policies or not he's deserving of a modicum of respect.

Flo I agree to some extent however his actions as a politician has really threw any respect he earned out the window. He was a left leaning centrist who was a horrid campaigner.

flo
06-15-2011, 08:55 AM
Flo I agree to some extent however his actions as a politician has really threw any respect he earned out the window. He was a left leaning centrist who was a horrid campaigner.
I agree with you, Chris. I guess that's why I qualified my comment with "modicum".

County Mike
06-15-2011, 12:03 PM
Republicans need a charismatic candidate very quickly. Since more than half of the American voting public are uneducated idiots, we have to win them over with charm instead of facts and logic.

adamt
06-15-2011, 04:12 PM
:laugh:Republicans need a charismatic candidate very quickly. Since more than half of the American voting public are uneducated idiots, we have to win them over with charm instead of facts and logic.

:laugh: +1!!!!!!!!

County mike for prez!!!!!

KENTUCKYREDBONE
06-15-2011, 05:00 PM
I think Cain/Bachman would be a good ticket!

flo
06-15-2011, 05:47 PM
Republicans need a charismatic candidate very quickly. Since more than half of the American voting public are uneducated idiots, we have to win them over with charm instead of facts and logic.
+2

Sad but true.

rearnakedchoke
06-15-2011, 08:43 PM
Republicans need a charismatic candidate very quickly. Since more than half of the American voting public are uneducated idiots, we have to win them over with charm instead of facts and logic.

so did the voters just become idiots after they voted GWB for two straight terms? or were they also idiots for voting him in???

Tyburn
06-15-2011, 08:56 PM
Condi could/would beat Obama

She can not only play the race card...but also...the Gender card

She's about as Right Wing as the US is likely to get and not turn into a dictatorship :laugh:

She has experience in Government, she is well educated, well spoken, a Christian.

Someone oughta find her and make her go for it.

I grant you that even I would be frightened of the ramifications of her foreign policy if she gets into Administration as the Executive...BUT...She has strength...and thats what you need to from your Republican Candidate...he/shes going to have to be candid...and Dare I say it...patriotic, in order to sway people away from "talk" and into action.

Colin Powel would have made an outstanding President...but he was too nice and I think he got dumped after the before the start of the second term.

I hate to say it...but I feel only a woman is now capable of adding the dazzle...coz thats what they will have to do...out shine Barack Obama...its a Womans job...but...NOT for Sarah Palin...she was just a bit to...plebian :laugh:

Tyburn
06-15-2011, 08:57 PM
I dont know if she has a Military background though...:unsure-1:

rearnakedchoke
06-15-2011, 09:04 PM
Condi could/would beat Obama

She can not only play the race card...but also...the Gender card

She's about as Right Wing as the US is likely to get and not turn into a dictatorship :laugh:

She has experience in Government, she is well educated, well spoken, a Christian.

Someone oughta find her and make her go for it.

I grant you that even I would be frightened of the ramifications of her foreign policy if she gets into Administration as the Executive...BUT...She has strength...and thats what you need to from your Republican Candidate...he/shes going to have to be candid...and Dare I say it...patriotic, in order to sway people away from "talk" and into action.

Colin Powel would have made an outstanding President...but he was too nice and I think he got dumped after the before the start of the second term.

I hate to say it...but I feel only a woman is now capable of adding the dazzle...coz thats what they will have to do...out shine Barack Obama...its a Womans job...but...NOT for Sarah Palin...she was just a bit to...plebian :laugh:

sorry man, you can't outshine Barack ..
http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/0905/obama-looking-cool-obama-cool-job-experience-demotivational-poster-1242179979.jpg

Tyburn
06-15-2011, 09:15 PM
Really?

http://img7.imageshack.us/img7/5223/orlyet.jpg (http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/7/orlyet.jpg/)
































http://img846.imageshack.us/img846/4201/condi.jpg (http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/846/condi.jpg/)

I wouldnt be so sure if I was you :laugh:

flo
06-15-2011, 11:00 PM
sorry man, you can't outshine Barack ..


Yeah, he's such a cool dude!

http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y117/floranista/barackbike.jpg

Flies like him too!

http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y117/floranista/barackfly.jpg

His dresser called in sick this day...

http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y117/floranista/obamajacket.jpg

It's pretty hawt to use a teleprompter for elementary school kids!!

http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y117/floranista/obamateleprompter-1.jpg

Yeah, definitely cool!

Tyburn
06-15-2011, 11:14 PM
Yeah, definitely cool!

http://img855.imageshack.us/img855/8320/imagescaa94w11.jpg (http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/855/imagescaa94w11.jpg/)

Condi can do cool too :laugh:

flo
06-15-2011, 11:44 PM
http://img855.imageshack.us/img855/8320/imagescaa94w11.jpg (http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/855/imagescaa94w11.jpg/)

Condi can do cool too :laugh:

OMG! A morphed Arnold and Condi!

:laugh::laugh::laugh:

County Mike
06-16-2011, 12:19 PM
so did the voters just become idiots after they voted GWB for two straight terms? or were they also idiots for voting him in???

The majority of the American public have been idiots for a long time. It's just that a lot more of them came out to vote in the last election.

Tyburn
06-16-2011, 12:19 PM
OMG! A morphed Arnold and Condi!

:laugh::laugh::laugh:

how THAT for "political Jui Jitsu" ? :w00t:

:laugh:

Tyburn
06-16-2011, 12:19 PM
The majority of the American public have been idiots for a long time. It's just that a lot more of them came out to vote in the last election.

:laugh::laugh::laugh:

rearnakedchoke
06-16-2011, 05:26 PM
The majority of the American public have been idiots for a long time. It's just that a lot more of them came out to vote in the last election.

fair enough ... if most of the people in the states are morons .. you can't really blame them, but the people who voted for the opposition, they shoulda known that they needed a better competitor for obama ... i know the R leader was chosen first, but maybe that backfired on them .. shoulda dragged it out like the dems ....