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BamaGrits84
04-08-2011, 07:30 PM
At the recommendation of rockdawg21 I introduce the TMI thread for all the things we want to share that some people may not want to know about, or that some people would rather hear only while having an empty stomach.

Since poop was the root of this idea, I'll start with a very random poop story because every other poop story makes me thing of it.

My friend's son swallowed a penny when he was little. It is now in his baby book, which now that he is 22, he has hidden from her for fear he may never find a wife as long it is around.

rockdawg21
04-08-2011, 07:39 PM
Having IBS-C (IBS with constipation), I spend a lot of time on the can usually twice a day for about 30 minutes each, it really sucks!

However, it's kind of a good thing, because I experience immense pain for hours from overeating so my caloric intake isn't excessive, it's crucial to get my 25g+ of fiber each day, and it's better controlled when one exercises so I always make sure to stay in good shape. :)

Food drawbacks: I can't eat hard-boiled eggs (any other way is fine, but hard-boiled is my favorite way!) and I can't eat much tomato paste-based foods like pizza and spaghetti (that's kind of a good thing due to the high-fructose corn syrup that comprises all of the calories in tomato paste, but it's so yummy!).

BamaGrits84
04-08-2011, 07:41 PM
Having IBS-C (IBS with constipation), I spend a lot of time on the can usually twice a day for about 30 minutes each, it really sucks!

However, it's kind of a good thing, because I experience immense pain for hours from overeating so my caloric intake isn't excessive, it's crucial to get my 25g+ of fiber each day, and it's better controlled when one exercises so I always make sure to stay in good shape. :)

1.) That is horrible.
2.) Thank you for playing into desperate attempt to pass time!

Miss Foxy
04-08-2011, 07:47 PM
I am off to lunch everyone!! lol. Good thing poop doesn't make me sick..gsps face is worse.. :laugh:

rearnakedchoke
04-08-2011, 07:50 PM
I am off to lunch everyone!! lol. Good thing poop doesn't make me sick..gsps face is worse.. :laugh:

i am not eeemprezzed with your post ..
http://fightersedge.ca/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/gsp_interview_ufc79.jpg

BamaGrits84
04-08-2011, 07:57 PM
I am off to lunch everyone!! lol. Good thing poop doesn't make me sick..gsps face is worse.. :laugh:

this face yes, his body, well I saw his Under Armour calendar and...:ashamed:

Chuck
04-08-2011, 08:40 PM
A thread for posting personal information????


Cue Mike talking about his penis in......


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:tongue0011:

Miss Foxy
04-08-2011, 08:51 PM
i am not eeemprezzed with your post ..
http://fightersedge.ca/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/gsp_interview_ufc79.jpg

LOL!! The accent and that frog shaped face=:sick:

Miss Foxy
04-08-2011, 09:00 PM
this face yes, his body, well I saw his Under Armour calendar and...:ashamed:

So he's a bagger.. Meaning he needs a paper bag over his face!?! :laugh:

Twinsmama
04-08-2011, 09:02 PM
A thread for posting personal information????


Cue Mike talking about his penis in......


5................

4.................

3.................

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:tongue0011:

I am so PMing y ou my response to this so that i don't get kicked off!!!:laugh:

rockdawg21
04-08-2011, 09:07 PM
So he's a bagger.. Meaning he needs a paper bag over his face!?! :laugh:
Men call women who look like that a "butter face"...."Everything looks good butter face!" :laugh:

Miss Foxy
04-08-2011, 09:09 PM
Men call women who look like that a "butter face"...."Everything looks good butter face!" :laugh:

Well he's vaseline face or mazola face! Glad I have weight issues not ugly woman issues!! :laugh:

Twinsmama
04-08-2011, 09:10 PM
Men call women who look like that a "butter face"...."Everything looks good butter face!" :laugh:

Or a girl that is a moped. fun to ride but you don't want anyone seeing you do it.:laugh:

Miss Foxy
04-08-2011, 09:10 PM
Or a girl that is a moped. fun to ride but you don't want anyone seeing you do it.:laugh:

Lmao!! Good one!!!!!!!!!!!!!

rockdawg21
04-08-2011, 09:26 PM
I need to pee.

BamaGrits84
04-08-2011, 09:30 PM
So he's a bagger.. Meaning he needs a paper bag over his face!?! :laugh:

My hubby actually told his buddy "you can f anyone. just pretend there is a bag over her head" Hum gee thanks dear! He was only 18 at the time and knows better than to say soemthing so stupid now, or at least knows not to say something so stupid infront of me now! :punch:

BamaGrits84
04-08-2011, 09:32 PM
some just unloaded 2 24 cases of beer into water coolers in my office and what looked like 2 bottles of soju. not sure this is tmi as much as me being too lazy to change threads. picture to follow this evening from my HOME computer. :ninja:

Neezar
04-08-2011, 11:15 PM
Men call women who look like that a "butter face"...."Everything looks good butter face!" :laugh:

:laugh:

County Mike
04-09-2011, 01:33 AM
Men call women who look like that a "butter face"...."Everything looks good butter face!" :laugh:

Put a flag over her face and do it for the glory.

rockdawg21
04-09-2011, 01:08 PM
Put a flag over her face and do it for the glory.
LOL, that's new to me!

BamaGrits84
04-27-2011, 08:54 PM
Church prayer chains should not contain the word vaginal. It may seem childish but it creeps me out.

VCURamFan
04-27-2011, 09:02 PM
Church prayer chains should not contain the word vaginal. It may seem childish but it creeps me out.
:scared0011: :ninja: :happy0198:

Tyburn
04-27-2011, 09:46 PM
LOL, that's new to me!

have you never heard the phrase, "just lie back and think of England" :huh:

:laugh:

County Mike
04-28-2011, 11:28 AM
Church prayer chains should not contain the word vaginal. It may seem childish but it creeps me out.

What kind of prayers are they saying in your church?

"Dear Lord, please relieve my vaginal itch"?

BamaGrits84
04-28-2011, 01:13 PM
What kind of prayers are they saying in your church?

"Dear Lord, please relieve my vaginal itch"?

it was actually for vagina cancer, but cancer could have gotten the point across just the same.

BamaGrits84
05-05-2011, 09:54 PM
Newest interesting request by storm victims: condoms. And I plan to help them. I cannot wait to see the look on the faces of whoever is manning the donations trailer Mother's Day morning at church when I toss them a bag full of condoms as I wrangle my kids in the door. :laugh:

Some people are being jerks about it on facebook but lets face it - the power has been out for a week, there is nothing to do, many couples only have each other left, and masses of college kids are bored out of their minds. If we don't supply condoms we are likely going to have a massive baby boom in our state in the next 9-10 months.

Primadawn
05-06-2011, 02:03 PM
have you never heard the phrase, "just lie back and think of England" :huh:

:laugh:

I always heard, "Just point your heels to heaven and think about handbags!" :laugh:

rockdawg21
05-06-2011, 02:07 PM
have you never heard the phrase, "just lie back and think of England" :huh:

:laugh:
No, I haven't and I don't understand the meaning.

Primadawn
05-06-2011, 02:15 PM
it was actually for vagina cancer, but cancer could have gotten the point across just the same.

I believe the PC version is "female cancer". :laugh:

VCURamFan
05-06-2011, 04:09 PM
No, I haven't and I don't understand the meaning.

Good, respectable English woman weren't supposed to enjoy sex, but the Empire needed heirs, so when they husbands got amorous, they were told to just just lie back & think of England. :laugh:

rockdawg21
05-06-2011, 04:11 PM
Good, respectable English woman weren't supposed to enjoy sex, but the Empire needed heirs, so when they husbands got amorous, they were told to just just lie back & think of England. :laugh:
Weird. If the other woman isn't enjoying the sex, that just kills the mood. And if I'm having sex with her and she's thinking of England, I'd think she's super weird.

Miss Foxy
05-06-2011, 04:14 PM
Weird. If the other woman isn't enjoying the sex, that just kills the mood. And if I'm having sex with her and she's thinking of England, I'd think she's super weird.:ashamed:

VCURamFan
05-06-2011, 04:21 PM
Weird. If the other woman isn't enjoying the sex, that just kills the mood. And if I'm having sex with her and she's thinking of England, I'd think she's super weird.
But it's such a lovely island, full of bath teeth, rain & tea! :laugh:

flo
05-06-2011, 04:51 PM
And apparently the NHS isn't helping people with bath teeth... (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1135582/Man-pulls-13-teeth-pliers-NHS-dentist.html)

Primadawn
05-06-2011, 04:57 PM
Weird. If the other woman isn't enjoying the sex, that just kills the mood. And if I'm having sex with her and she's thinking of England, I'd think she's super weird.

The "other" woman? Is this in ADDITION to a first woman? Go Rockdawg! :laugh:

rockdawg21
05-06-2011, 05:01 PM
The "other" woman? Is this in ADDITION to a first woman? Go Rockdawg! :laugh:
:laugh:

flo
05-06-2011, 05:11 PM
The "other" woman? Is this in ADDITION to a first woman? Go Rockdawg! :laugh:

:laugh::laugh::laugh: I totally missed that!

County Mike
05-06-2011, 11:10 PM
I thought "Think of England" was for guys, to help them last longer. You know, like thinking about baseball or something non-sexy so you don't pop too soon.

DonnaMaria
05-07-2011, 02:07 AM
The "other" woman? Is this in ADDITION to a first woman? Go Rockdawg! :laugh:

:laugh::laugh::laugh:

DonnaMaria
05-07-2011, 02:11 AM
I thought "Think of England" was for guys, to help them last longer. You know, like thinking about baseball or something non-sexy so you don't pop too soon.


ohhhhhh............:w00t:
I get ya! like........


Boxing Nuns.........
or Hillary Clinton......

or

Tattoo from Fantasy Island.........

flo
05-07-2011, 02:41 AM
or....

http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y117/floranista/helen.jpg

matthughesfan21
05-07-2011, 07:42 AM
ohhhhhh............:w00t:
I get ya! like........


Boxing Nuns.........
or Hillary Clinton......

or

Tattoo from Fantasy Island.........think of this specific part of england and you will last for days, only problem is you may go soft:blink:

http://eugenecho.files.wordpress.com/2009/04/susan-boyle-pic-itv-113257880.jpg