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Spiritwalker
02-24-2011, 04:47 PM
Who has 'the most ridiculous MMA tattoo of all time?'

http://www.mmamania.com/2011/2/24/2012291/who-has-the-most-ridiculous-mma-tattoo-of-all-time

http://cdn0.sbnation.com/imported_assets/661139/worst-tattoos.jpg

According to MTV's Clutch Blog it's Melvin Costa with his "I Have A Small Penis" ink injection, but UFC stars Brock Lesnar (sword penis), Alan Belcher (Johnny Cash) and Frank Mir (Two Bodies, Many Minds, One Spirit) also made the top ten list.

See the entire gallery http://clutch.mtv.com/2011/02/23/the-10-most-ridiculous-mma-tattoos-of-all-time/

Spiritwalker
02-24-2011, 04:50 PM
Frank's belly tat.. that's kind of goofy.. not for what it says.. but tat's on the belly.. just don't look right to me...

Brock's is definitely the worst IMO.. with his money, he should have had that redone a long time ago..

Spiritwalker
02-24-2011, 04:54 PM
The 10 Most Ridiculous MMA Tattoos Of All Time
Posted 19 hrs ago by Clutch Staff in Celebrity tattoos, MMA, Tattoos




Nothing is more memorable than a bad tattoo. Probably because nothing is more permanent than a bad tattoo. These days there is more and more ink adorning the muscled flesh of our professional athletes and in Mixed Martial Arts it's nearly impossible to hide those hideously cliche barbed-wire arm bands because these fighters are stripped to their underwear and fighting one-on-one in a cage with all eyes on them. Are horrible tattoos more common in MMA than other sports? It's hard to say but these 10 most memorably bad tattoos sure make it seem like it.


•10. Alan Belcher--Johnny Cash

At first glance, it might be Fat Elvis or it could be an alien symbiote slowing taking over Alan Belcher's arm. In reality though, the 26-year-old Muay Thai practitioner and UFC Middleweight tattooed his left shoulder with the country music legend Johnny Cash's face. Unfortunately it seem no one has the balls to tell Belcher that it looks more like The Blob's stomach with eyes and a mouth.

•9. Joe Riggs--"Diesel"

The slang "diesel" is supposed to signify a ton of physical strength, and nothing says powerful quite like "sea foam green." Riggs' nickname is "Diesel," so it should be no shock that the word is permanently inked on him. But on his stomach? In pale green? It appears that the Arizona product didn't choose that unique color by accident because he also has "NHB" (No Holds Barred) tattooed on his right arm in the very same color.

http://clutch.mtv.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/joe-riggs.jpg

•8. Frank Mir--"Two Bodies Many Minds One Spirit"

There is a lovely story behind Frank Mir's scripted stomach tattoo. It reads "Two Bodies Many Minds One Spirit," which the former UFC Heavyweight Champion inked himself with when his wife was pregnant. That sounds very awwww-inducing, but the tattoo looks more like Mir's stomach is sending the outside world messages like "feed me Dana White."

•7. Tim Sylvia--Tribal

There had to be an ever popular "tribal" tattoo mess on this list. At 6-foot-8 and topping scales at 300 pounds (sometimes over, like in his most recent loss to Abe Wagner), there might not be a bigger and whiter "athlete" than Tim Sylvia. We're still trying to figure out which "tribe" the former UFC Heavyweight Champion hails from. They must originate from Maine, have a penchant for Mohawks and mutton chops, and a tendency to eat themselves out of a job. THAT is Comedy!!!

http://clutch.mtv.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/tim-sylvia.jpg
I think people don't know that this is suposed to be a deer... I don't think that this one is too bad myself...

•6. Josh Burkman--Tramp stamp

A "tramp stamp"? Seriously?! The "Ultimate Fighter 2" alum has a personal story for why he got this tattoo and why he placed it on his back. The tattoo is of a house in turmoil and it is on his back to signify that he has put that behind him. But on the small of his back? There's so much space on one's back. Why put it exactly centered on the patch of skin internationally known as the "tramp stamp"? This tattoo would be a lot higher on the list, but Burkman has had sex with UFC Ring Girl and professional MMA fan's wet dream Arianny Celeste, so he wins even with a "tramp stamp."

•5. Junie Browning--Hand grenade on his hand

People should expect bad tattoos from a guy nicknamed "The Lunatic." People should also expect bad tattoos from someone who regularly dyes his hair platinum blond. Maybe it was the booze Browning is infamously known to guzzle or maybe it was the bleach from his hair seeping into his brain, but "The Lunatic" tattooed his whole right hand to look like a hand grenade. Who said there were no poets from Kentucky? That is quite the subtle metaphor. If Browning hits you with that right hand it will blow you up. Too bad not one of his opponents from last year got the message--he's lost his last three fights.

•4. Edwin Dewees--Crotch flames

At only 28 years old, Edwin "Babyface" Dewees has had a surprisingly long journeyman career, including 50 professional MMA fights. What is more surprising is that at some point in Dewees' life he had flames tattooed on his waistline right above his crotch. What this tattoo could possibly signify is anyone's guess. An eternal flickering fire that shoots out from his privates? Maybe Dewees loves the Kings of Leon tune "Sex On Fire" a little too much? Only he knows.

http://clutch.mtv.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/edwin-dewees.jpg

•3. Brock Lesnar--Sword penis

Arguably the most infamous MMA tattoo is Brock Lesnar's "sword with brass knuckles grip" aka "sword penis" on his stomach and chest. It is simply hard to miss. The former UFC Heavyweight Champion and WWE Superstar is a mountainous man with a billboard-size set of pectorals. The tattoo is just so phallic. It is just way too phallic. More phallic than the Washington Monument or even former NBA great Dikembe Mutombo dressed as hotdog. The worst part is the tip of the "sword" is directed at Lesnar's face.

•2. Adrian Perez--Face fire

No one will ever doubt that Adrian Perez is the single biggest fan of the MMA organization "King of the Cage." And that's largely because Perez has "King of the Cage" tattooed across the top of his bald head. As for the rest of Perez's head, it is metaphorically on fire as there are flame tattoos crisscrossing it. Perez actually fought for "King of the Cage," but he went 1 and 6, which included losing his first four fights. Maybe the fire is his MMA career going down in flames?
http://clutch.mtv.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/adrian-perez.jpg

•1. Melvin Costa--Nazi chest tattoo and "I Have A Small Penis"

http://clutch.mtv.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/melvin-costa.jpg

Generally speaking, most peoples' first impression when seeing Melvin Costa shirtless is he's a Neo-Nazi. Quite a first impression. But according to Costa, he's not a Neo-Nazi at all. He is actually a "white nationalist." Whew, he had us worried for a second. Perhaps worse that the swastika though (no, nothing's worse than a swastika) is Costa's tattoo of the words "I Have A Small Penis." At least this "white nationalist" has a slim chance of reproducing.

TENNESSEAN
02-24-2011, 05:53 PM
what would make a man tattoo i have a small penis on himself?:blink: that tat must have saved his life in some way.

Llamafighter
02-24-2011, 06:00 PM
what would make a man tattoo i have a small penis on himself?:blink: that tat must have saved his life in some way.

judging by his other tattoo he lacks the ability to make intelligent decisions.

Spiritwalker
02-24-2011, 06:06 PM
judging by his other tattoo he lacks the ability to make intelligent decisions.

"Ding Ding"

JavierDLC
02-24-2011, 06:22 PM
LOL :sign0094: HANDS DOWN THAT IS THE WORST TATTOO EVER!! :laugh:

Forget about the Swastika

"I Have A Small Penis" :w00t: :scared0015: what the hell was he thinking?

Maybe the Aryan brotherhood made him get it.....

flo
02-24-2011, 07:37 PM
Who has 'the most ridiculous MMA tattoo of all time?'

http://www.mmamania.com/2011/2/24/2012291/who-has-the-most-ridiculous-mma-tattoo-of-all-time

http://cdn0.sbnation.com/imported_assets/661139/worst-tattoos.jpg

According to MTV's Clutch Blog it's Melvin Costa with his "I Have A Small Penis" ink injection, but UFC stars Brock Lesnar (sword penis), Alan Belcher (Johnny Cash) and Frank Mir (Two Bodies, Many Minds, One Spirit) also made the top ten list.

See the entire gallery http://clutch.mtv.com/2011/02/23/the-10-most-ridiculous-mma-tattoos-of-all-time/

I can understand the other 3 but WTH is Tim there? Maori tattoos are pretty common (and nice looking, IMO).

flo
02-24-2011, 07:41 PM
judging by his other tattoo he lacks the ability to make intelligent decisions.

+++

KENTUCKYREDBONE
02-25-2011, 12:25 AM
I think the Nazi thing and and small penis tattoo is worse than Brock's Sword!

Rev
02-25-2011, 04:05 AM
I think the Nazi thing and and small penis tattoo is worse than Brock's Sword!
+100

Crisco
02-25-2011, 04:17 AM
judging by his other tattoo he lacks the ability to make intelligent decisions.

zing

Crisco
02-25-2011, 04:18 AM
Also small penis tat is funny at least... Brock's Penis sword tat lacks any real substance.

Spiritwalker
02-25-2011, 12:01 PM
Also small penis tat is funny at least... Brock's Penis sword tat lacks any real substance.

I wonder if Rena would agree with that... :wink:

ufcfan2
02-25-2011, 03:17 PM
I don't see anything ridiculous with Tim's Tribal tat as it was something alot of ppl get at least back in the day :)

Spiritwalker
02-25-2011, 03:22 PM
Agreed.. his is pretty cool.. just "big".. most people don't get that it's a deer... and I have rarely seen a tribal animal...

Miss Foxy
02-25-2011, 03:35 PM
LOL :sign0094: HANDS DOWN THAT IS THE WORST TATTOO EVER!! :laugh:

Forget about the Swastika

"I Have A Small Penis" :w00t: :scared0015: what the hell was he thinking?

Maybe the Aryan brotherhood made him get it.....
Very odd tattoo indeed! Hey the only good thing is at least he's giving the ladies a full disclosure of what he packs or don't pack for that much!

Miss Foxy
02-25-2011, 03:35 PM
Brock has the worst tattoo.

JavierDLC
02-25-2011, 03:51 PM
Brock has the worst tattoo.


LOL :laugh: are you serious? How can a Tattoo of a Sword be worst than the words "I Have a Small Penis" right on top of your Treasure Trail?

Miss Foxy
02-25-2011, 03:52 PM
LOL :laugh: are you serious? How can a Tattoo of a Sword be worst than the words "I Have a Small Penis" right on top of your Treasure Trail?

Cause it's funny.. Makes ya kinda wonder :unsure-1:..

County Mike
02-25-2011, 03:57 PM
Cause it's funny.. Makes ya kinda wonder :unsure-1:..

Maybe it helps him get chicks. They giggle and say "Really?". Then he shows them a monster and SCORE!

logrus
02-25-2011, 04:09 PM
Whos the fighter with the bad portrait on his arm,

thats my top pick.

VCURamFan
02-25-2011, 04:14 PM
Whos the fighter with the bad portrait on his arm,

thats my top pick.
That's Alan Belcher & his Johnny Cash tat. :laugh:

http://www.fightlinker.com/pics/alanbelchertattoo.jpg

logrus
02-25-2011, 04:15 PM
Alan Belcher

logrus
02-25-2011, 04:16 PM
That's Alan Belcher & his Johnny Cash tat. :laugh:

http://www.fightlinker.com/pics/alanbelchertattoo.jpg

Admit it, tell me thats not the ugliest tattoo in all of MMA, i dare you to find one thats worse.


:laugh:

JavierDLC
02-25-2011, 04:18 PM
Maybe it helps him get chicks. They giggle and say "Really?". Then he shows them a monster and SCORE!

LOL That's true :laugh: I didn't think of that

Spiritwalker
02-25-2011, 05:07 PM
LOL :laugh: are you serious? How can a Tattoo of a Sword be worst than the words "I Have a Small Penis" right on top of your Treasure Trail?

IMO... Cause he MEANT to have those words tattooed on his stomach...

I seriously doubt that Brock meant for that sword to look the way that it does..

Unintentional Comedy is the best.

BTW.. check your mail. I didn't forget.

Spiritwalker
02-25-2011, 05:08 PM
Admit it, tell me thats not the ugliest tattoo in all of MMA, i dare you to find one thats worse.


:laugh:

It's not the best tat in the world.. no... not the best pic of The Man in Black.. but at least it's not... well.. a penis.

Crisco
02-25-2011, 06:12 PM
Maybe it helps him get chicks. They giggle and say "Really?". Then he shows them a monster and SCORE!

the key to an awesome penis reveal is low expectations. Guy is a master strategist.

JavierDLC
02-25-2011, 07:00 PM
IMO... Cause he MEANT to have those words tattooed on his stomach...

I seriously doubt that Brock meant for that sword to look the way that it does..

Unintentional Comedy is the best.

BTW.. check your mail. I didn't forget.

LOL I guess.. If you say so. I seriously don't think that sword looks like a Penis..

Thanks Spiritwalker :) I will post a picture of it on my signature when I get it :w00t:

rearnakedchoke
02-25-2011, 08:35 PM
That's Alan Belcher & his Johnny Cash tat. :laugh:

http://www.fightlinker.com/pics/alanbelchertattoo.jpg

i thought it was rosie o'donnell .. LOL ..

and paulo filho has some real bad ones ..... the one on his belly is awful .. i must see if i can find a pic of it ...