Spiritwalker
02-16-2011, 01:23 PM
according to some.. (I am not one of them)..
Who do you think Fedor could not beat???? I don't mean Fedor of yesterday.. or yester year...Who in the MMA world do you think Fedor has NO chance of beating.. and if you post a disagreement with someones choice.. you need to be able to "fantasy fight" that choice...
Example: The Claim - Fedor couldn't beat Brock.
The Reply - Fedor and Brock face each other from across a 45 foot ring... Brock ready to charge.. almost in a linebackers pose..face read.. actually snorting air... Fedor is.. well Fedor.. no emotion shown.... back lightly resting against the corner of the ring arms resting on the ropes... M1 Vlady continues to shove people into the stands to watch the fight.. and pockets the cash... Dana is on his phone texting a transfer of another milliion in cash from the Russian banks to the UFC vaults...
The bell sounds.... Brock actually yells as he takes of running across the ring.. Fedor takes 2 steps before they meet.. "Spear.. Spear!!!...SPEAR!!!!!" is what we hear from Vince McMahon .. who brought The Undertaker and a few others to watch the fights.... Brock takes Fedor to the ground and starts a FURIOUS GnP attack.... Fedor has no emotion on his face as the skin starts to rip.. and bleed... and maybe a bit of titanium skeleton starts to show through...
We hear something from Fedor.. it sounds.. almost like... "American wrestling??? haha.. SAMBO"... Fedor shifts his hips to the right.. keeping the left arm of Brock... as he moves to finish the fight with a shoulder lock....
"Ring the Bell .. Ring the Bell.. Ring the Bell".. as Vlady tosses an unmarked bank book and a 22 year old Double D-cup air head to the time keeper..
the bell sounds... Fedor wins...
Dana is in shock.. he doesn't even cuss... the tweetheads are waiting.. for his every tweet.. and it doesn't come.. Twitter is abuzz.. "Where is Dana???".. and just where is Dana White.. tossing out Brock's contract... or looking for loopholes to show that this fight shouldn't have counted as it was on Russian soil.. and just like the opponet that Rocky faced.. Fedor is on Da'Juice... (as OJ is still cringing in fear in jail).
The Undertaker takes off his MMA gloves and looks plae.. even for him.. shudders and walks away...and Vince McMahon is heard mumbling.... "Now THAT is a Moscow screwjob!"
Who do you think Fedor could not beat???? I don't mean Fedor of yesterday.. or yester year...Who in the MMA world do you think Fedor has NO chance of beating.. and if you post a disagreement with someones choice.. you need to be able to "fantasy fight" that choice...
Example: The Claim - Fedor couldn't beat Brock.
The Reply - Fedor and Brock face each other from across a 45 foot ring... Brock ready to charge.. almost in a linebackers pose..face read.. actually snorting air... Fedor is.. well Fedor.. no emotion shown.... back lightly resting against the corner of the ring arms resting on the ropes... M1 Vlady continues to shove people into the stands to watch the fight.. and pockets the cash... Dana is on his phone texting a transfer of another milliion in cash from the Russian banks to the UFC vaults...
The bell sounds.... Brock actually yells as he takes of running across the ring.. Fedor takes 2 steps before they meet.. "Spear.. Spear!!!...SPEAR!!!!!" is what we hear from Vince McMahon .. who brought The Undertaker and a few others to watch the fights.... Brock takes Fedor to the ground and starts a FURIOUS GnP attack.... Fedor has no emotion on his face as the skin starts to rip.. and bleed... and maybe a bit of titanium skeleton starts to show through...
We hear something from Fedor.. it sounds.. almost like... "American wrestling??? haha.. SAMBO"... Fedor shifts his hips to the right.. keeping the left arm of Brock... as he moves to finish the fight with a shoulder lock....
"Ring the Bell .. Ring the Bell.. Ring the Bell".. as Vlady tosses an unmarked bank book and a 22 year old Double D-cup air head to the time keeper..
the bell sounds... Fedor wins...
Dana is in shock.. he doesn't even cuss... the tweetheads are waiting.. for his every tweet.. and it doesn't come.. Twitter is abuzz.. "Where is Dana???".. and just where is Dana White.. tossing out Brock's contract... or looking for loopholes to show that this fight shouldn't have counted as it was on Russian soil.. and just like the opponet that Rocky faced.. Fedor is on Da'Juice... (as OJ is still cringing in fear in jail).
The Undertaker takes off his MMA gloves and looks plae.. even for him.. shudders and walks away...and Vince McMahon is heard mumbling.... "Now THAT is a Moscow screwjob!"