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rockdawg21
03-05-2009, 03:16 PM
Dear IRS,

I am sorry to inform you that I will not be able to pay taxes owed April 15, but all is not lost.

I have paid these taxes: accounts receivable tax, building permit tax, CDL tax, cigarette tax, corporate income tax, dog licence tax, federal income tax, unemployment tax, gasoline tax, hunting licence tax, fishing licence tax, waterfowl stamp tax, inheritance tax, inventory tax, liquor tax, luxury tax, medicare tax, city, school and county property tax (up 33 percent last 4 years), real estate tax, social security tax, road usage tax, toll road tax, state and city sales tax, recreational vehicle tax, state franchise tax, state unemployment tax, telephone federal excise tax, telephone federal state and local surcharge tax, telephone minimum usage surcharge tax, telephone state and local tax, utility tax, vehicle licence registration tax, capitol gains tax, lease severance tax, oil and gas assessment tax, Colorado property tax, Texas, Colorado, Wyoming, Oklahoma and New Mexico sales tax, and many more that I can't recall but I have run out of space and money.

When you do not receive my check April 15, just know that it is an honest mistake. Please treat me the same way you treated Congressmen Charles Rangle, Chris Dodd, Barney Frank and ex-Congressman Tom Dashelle and, of course, your boss Timothy Geithner. No penalties and no interest.

P.S. I will make at least a partial payment as soon as I get my stimulus check.

Richard C. Kuriger, III
1455 W. Loop South, 9th Floor
Houston, TX 77027
Office: (713) 860-8860
Fax: (713) 533-9767
Cell: (713) 805-2408

County Mike
03-05-2009, 07:01 PM
Very good. If I wasn't getting a refund, I might try sending a copy of that letter instead of payment.

Crisco
03-05-2009, 08:23 PM
Very good. If I wasn't getting a refund, I might try sending a copy of that letter instead of payment.

True that

Primadawn
03-05-2009, 08:26 PM
True that

Babe, I think you spell it "True Dat".

Crisco
03-05-2009, 08:35 PM
Babe, I think you spell it "True Dat".

Depends where you are from snuggles.:wink:

Llamafighter
03-05-2009, 08:39 PM
Depends where you are from snuggles.:wink:

True Dat, Brother man!!

rockdawg21
03-05-2009, 08:56 PM
True Dat, Brother man!!
Word up homie.

lc87
03-06-2009, 10:10 PM
Speaking of the stimulus does anyone know when and how much we are getting?

lc87
03-06-2009, 11:11 PM
??? I know someone knows jeeze u guys just don't like me is that it? Lol

MattHughesRocks
03-06-2009, 11:42 PM
"We" don't get anything. Unless "We" is Ford :blink:



Speaking of the stimulus does anyone know when and how much we are getting?

rockdawg21
03-07-2009, 02:41 PM
Speaking of the stimulus does anyone know when and how much we are getting?
That would depend how much you greased your Senator's palm.

Primadawn
03-07-2009, 03:20 PM
From what I understand, it will amount to roughly 12 dollars more in each paycheck.

Spur on, economy!