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VCURamFan
12-28-2010, 04:36 PM
Alcohol makes you a hero!!!

http://www.geekologie.com/2010/12/17/jaws-jump.jpg

Dragan Stevic (who you can probably already tell is a badass because his name's pronounced f***in' DRAGON), a wasted Serbian tourist (http://www.geekologie.com/2010/10/soylent_reef_fake_reef_made_ou.php) (is there any other way to vacation?!) at Egypt's (http://www.geekologie.com/2010/07/king_tuts_wiener_stolen_for_be.php) Sharm el-Sheikh managed to take down a shark (http://www.geekologie.com/2010/07/thats_it_i_petition_we_fill_th.php) that had already killed one person and injured four others in the seaside tourist town by landing on it after drunkenly throwing himself off a high-dive. OMG -- PLEASE tell me you teach classes in heroism!
"Dragan climbed on the jumping board, told me to hold his beer and simply ran to jump. There was no time for me to react or to try to stop him, he just went for it"..."Dragan jumped high and plunged down to the sea, but didn't make as much splash as we thought he would"...
The reason could be because Dragan Stevic ended up jumping straight on the shark which was lurking near the beach, probably looking for its next victim. Dragan had nailed it right in the head, killing it instantly. The Egyptian police found the shark washed out on the beach that morning (pictured above).

At the moment, the fearless hero is in a hospital recovering from alcohol poisoning. After Dragan gets well, he will get a chance to have some more drinks as the resort had awarded the Serb tourist with a free vacation for his heroic deed.

*tearing Harry Potter poster off wall* Sorry Hair, but somebody's got a new favorite hero. Yeah, a real one. Plus his name rhymes with Dragon. Powers? He doesn't need any, he just gets s***canned all the time.

Twinsmama
12-28-2010, 04:58 PM
that is so classic.:laugh: i wonder if he'll leave out the i was drunk part when he tells the story:laugh:

County Mike
12-28-2010, 05:12 PM
That is awesome!

Chuck
12-28-2010, 06:05 PM
I'll bet my bottom dollar this is a hoax. :wink:

Looks to me like a dead nurse shark washed up on shore and now some goofballs are looking to have fun with the story.

Off to check it out.... I'll be back!!

County Mike
12-28-2010, 06:08 PM
Of course, ACCIDENTALLY landing on the shark and killing it doesn't really make him a hero. It does make an awesome story though.

Crisco
12-28-2010, 06:16 PM
Haven't we all done this? I get drunk and ****ing kill sharks all the time.

sasquatch
12-30-2010, 12:30 AM
this story is so funny! I bet it's a hoax to though.

J.B.
12-30-2010, 01:56 AM
LOL...alcohol poisoning....what a p***y....:laugh:

Play The Man
12-30-2010, 04:38 AM
I'll bet my bottom dollar this is a hoax. :wink:

Looks to me like a dead nurse shark washed up on shore and now some goofballs are looking to have fun with the story.

Off to check it out.... I'll be back!!
Where did you go?:unsure-1:
:laugh:

County Mike
12-30-2010, 11:46 AM
Where did you go?:unsure-1:
:laugh:




He went to drink a lot and jump on a shark. See if it's really possible.

Llamafighter
12-30-2010, 11:54 AM
LOL...alcohol poisoning....what a p***y....:laugh:

that's code for "landed on the fin in cannon ball position"...:laugh:

I bet it's a hoax, but man it's funny.

Chuck
12-30-2010, 02:00 PM
Where did you go?:unsure-1:
:laugh:




Oddly enough I haven't found anything on the net to indicate it's a hoax but I'm still convinced it is.

Either that or the picture of the shark shown is NOT the "shark" the guy landed on.

Drunk guy jumps into water and lands on something.... a few days later a dead shark washes up on shore.... I'm just not willing to put those 2 things together.

Not to mention the shark (on first look) seems to be a nurse shark or a 7 gill but hardly a man eater.


I'm sticking with my original opinion... it's a hoax. :)