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VCURamFan
10-08-2010, 07:09 PM
This is a website to which you can send in the ridiculous drunk/high/stupid texts you recieve from your friends/acquaintances/contacts. They include just the area code of the phone(s) involved:

(609): Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided.

Most of these are of an adult nature, so I'll only post the PG-13 ones here, but if you like blue humor, go check out the website! :laugh:

VCURamFan
10-08-2010, 07:12 PM
(253): Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out.

VCURamFan
10-08-2010, 08:11 PM
(301): He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.

BamaGrits84
10-08-2010, 08:27 PM
I wish they were all PG-13. They are funnier.


(205) I thought they made a 7 hour wal-mart run but they were actually in jail.

VCURamFan
10-08-2010, 08:30 PM
I wish they were all PG-13. They are funnier.


(205) I thought they made a 7 hour wal-mart run but they were actually in jail.
I know. If only we had an "adults only" section around here! :devil:


(954): We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.

BamaGrits84
10-08-2010, 08:35 PM
(334): i wonder if the pizza man thought he was dead

BamaGrits84
10-08-2010, 08:43 PM
OK I know everyone can go look at these for themselves but since these are from my area I have to post them anyways.

(334): I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon

(334): Just saw a white stretch Hummer limo outside of CiCi's pizza. Way to live up to the stereotypes, Alabama.

Now I have to stop. I'm afraid all the explicit words are gonna get me flagged & in trouble.

VCURamFan
10-08-2010, 08:48 PM
OK I know everyone can go look at these for themselves but since these are from my area I have to post them anyways.

(334): I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon

(334): Just saw a white stretch Hummer limo outside of CiCi's pizza. Way to live up to the stereotypes, Alabama.

Now I have to stop. I'm afraid all the explicit words are gonna get me flagged & in trouble.
Hahahaha, agreed! It's a dangerous game we play! :laugh:

TexasRN
10-10-2010, 11:14 PM
I've read that site off and on for months now. Hilarious. It just goes to prove that my family is not nearly the most screwed up people in America. There are others out there that top even MY hillbilly relatives.:laugh:


~Amy

VCURamFan
10-11-2010, 01:05 AM
I've read that site off and on for months now. Hilarious. It just goes to prove that my family is not nearly the most screwed up people in America. There are others out there that top even MY hillbilly relatives.:laugh:


~Amy

It's kinda like watching Cops: on the one hand you feel like humanity is circling the drain, but on the other hand you're glad to know that there are others a lot closer to the hole than you! :laugh:

lyndsey823
10-11-2010, 06:36 AM
Lol sadly my friend and I should probably be on here every weekend. But they're a lot of fun to read the next day and just be like, "Vanessa, what in the world were we doing??!!" love this site!

VCURamFan
10-11-2010, 07:15 PM
(214): i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.

BamaGrits84
10-12-2010, 04:02 PM
(205): they gave me some pain meds then sent a hot nurse n 2 give me a shot in the @ss. she didn't find it funny when I asked her 2lower her pants 1st

VCURamFan
10-12-2010, 04:30 PM
(814): Putting the night light in my bathroom cabinet was the best idea ever. Awesome for puking while light sensitive

VCURamFan
10-12-2010, 06:49 PM
(402): i wish the dell website had a "did you drink an entire bottle of rum and stepped on your laptop which shattered the screen this weekend and would like to know how to fix it without your parents finding out FAST?" link on their homepage.. i can't be the only one.

(850): "Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?

BamaGrits84
10-12-2010, 07:11 PM
Why must you get me started?!

(256): You know who really doesn't like surpise in-your-face air guitar solos? Strangers.

VCURamFan
03-18-2011, 06:34 PM
(765): he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.

:happy0198:

Primadawn
03-18-2011, 08:01 PM
I've read this site for months too...anytime I'm waiting in a doctor's office or killing time in any way. The "adult" ones are funny, scary and sad all at the same time. :laugh::scared0011::sad:

Primadawn
03-18-2011, 08:13 PM
(319)
Decided to write a book called "Girls Don't Poop...and Other Myths I Wish I Still Believed".



:laugh:

Twinsmama
03-18-2011, 08:16 PM
(778):
we were running to make last call and you stopped me and said very seriously "if i fall, go on without me. just make sure theres a beer in my hand when you go

(760):
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.

(630):
I wish the ER had shaved that part of my head. It would be easier to show people my staples at the bar.

(901):
There are a bunch of guys at the door looking for the guy you brought back to the condo...pretended not to speak English. You're welcome.


oh my gosh these are definately proof of a good night:laugh:

VCURamFan
03-18-2011, 08:18 PM
(412): Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.