Best "One Liners".. [Archive] - Matt-Hughes.com Official Forums

Spiritwalker

10-08-2010, 04:15 AM

I saw Iron Man 2 tonight...

Tony Stark..."I'm fine. Don't be mad, I will formally apologize......when I'm not fending off a Hammeroid attack"...

groan......

Spiritwalker

10-08-2010, 04:16 AM

And the Shield Agent going to New Mexico... "the land of enchantment"... nice...

rearnakedchoke

10-08-2010, 12:58 PM

This thread needs more Henny Youngman

http://www.loti.com/articles/Timeless_Laughter_html_58a3d304.jpg

Llamafighter

10-08-2010, 01:10 PM

This thread needs more Henny Youngman

http://www.loti.com/articles/Timeless_Laughter_html_58a3d304.jpg

" Laugh lady! I laughed when you came in" -Henny Youngman

BamaGrits84

10-08-2010, 07:03 PM

You can’t respect someone who kisses your ass. I just doesn’t work

Honey, just ’cause I talk slow doesn’t mean I’m stupid

I’m ‘Blackinese’

VCURamFan

10-08-2010, 07:05 PM

You can’t respect someone who kisses your ass. I just doesn’t work

Honey, just ’cause I talk slow doesn’t mean I’m stupid

I’m ‘Blackinese’
My best friend's dad (Steve) uses this one every time he gets slapped by his wife for looking at the younger women:

"Brenda, I'm married: I ain't dead" :happy0198:

Bonnie

10-08-2010, 10:31 PM

I’m ‘Blackinese’

:laugh:

My best friend's dad (Steve) uses this one every time he gets slapped by his wife for looking at the younger women:

"Brenda, I'm married: I ain't dead" :happy0198:

When he tells her that next time, she ought to tell him, "Yeah, well, you ain't too old to learn Braille either." :laugh:

VCURamFan

10-09-2010, 03:33 AM

:laugh:

When he tells her that next time, she ought to tell him, "Yeah, well, you ain't too old to learn Braille either." :laugh:

:happy0198: :happy0198: :happy0198:

matthughesfan21

10-09-2010, 05:00 AM

You can’t respect someone who kisses your ass. It just doesn’t work
Bueller?

Neezar

10-10-2010, 02:53 AM

Bueller?

Bueller?

Rev

10-10-2010, 03:27 AM

Bueller?

Bueller?

Anyone, Anyone?

J.B.

10-10-2010, 06:13 PM

This thread needs more Henny Youngman

http://www.loti.com/articles/Timeless_Laughter_html_58a3d304.jpg

Take my wife, PLEASE! :laugh:

BamaGrits84

10-11-2010, 07:21 PM

Bueller?

Yep. That's it.

VCURamFan

10-11-2010, 07:32 PM

"Leather: It's what's for dinner," - Pat Miletich commenting on a right from Diaz that dropped Noons Saturday night.

Llamafighter

10-11-2010, 07:51 PM

"Leather: It's what's for dinner," - Pat Miletich commenting on a right from Diaz that dropped Noons Saturday night.

:laugh:
Yeah that was hilarious. the rest of the broadcast team got a kick out of it too!

Country Breakfast

10-12-2010, 01:15 PM

"The guy killed 16 Czechoslovakians, he was an interior decorator!!"

VCURamFan

10-12-2010, 01:45 PM

"Those were $500 sunglasses, @$$hole!"

rearnakedchoke

10-12-2010, 01:58 PM

"The guy killed 16 Czechoslovakians, he was an interior decorator!!"

classic sopranos right there ... and one of the best episodes too ... LOL

BamaGrits84

10-12-2010, 04:12 PM

From the best movie ever:

I'm in a prayer group with the D.A., I'm a member of the NRA and I'm always packing.

Who would've thought we'd have a black son before we met a Democrat?

matthughesfan21

10-12-2010, 04:27 PM

Yep. That's it.haha yeah i know, i wasn't asking if that was the movie, i was doing the line with the teacher

Bueller? Bueller? Bueller anyone? love that movie

matthughesfan21

10-12-2010, 04:29 PM

From the best movie ever:

I'm in a prayer group with the D.A., I'm a member of the NRA and I'm always packing.

Who would've thought we'd have a black son before we met a Democrat?Great movie but not best ever

VCURamFan

10-12-2010, 04:31 PM

From the best movie ever:

I'm in a prayer group with the D.A., I'm a member of the NRA and I'm always packing.

Who would've thought we'd have a black son before we met a Democrat?
Awesome lines from a better movie! :happydancing:

BamaGrits84

10-12-2010, 06:09 PM

Great movie but not best ever

When you were growing up did people often tell you you should be a lawyer? Just wondering...:Whistle:

talkin_smack1

01-10-2011, 03:01 PM

You ever met a guy and thought " I better not F&%K with that guy"? .... I'm that guy!!!

Classic Clint Eastwood .. Gran Torino

Dethbob

01-10-2011, 03:09 PM

"You tell ‘em I’m coming, and Hell’s coming with me!"

DonnaMaria

01-10-2011, 03:23 PM

"Leave the gun. Take the cannoli."

and

"I'm gonna make him an offer he can't refuse."
:laugh:

TENNESSEAN

01-10-2011, 03:43 PM

FILL YOUR HANDS!!! YOU SOB'S!!!

Spiritwalker

01-10-2011, 03:49 PM

You ever met a guy and thought " I better not F&%K with that guy"? .... I'm that guy!!!

Classic Clint Eastwood .. Gran Torino

yep... !!!

Spiritwalker

01-10-2011, 03:50 PM

"He was already dead. He died a year ago the moment he touched her. They're all dead. They just don't know it yet."

-Chilling line..

Spiritwalker

01-10-2011, 04:07 PM

"You tell ‘em I’m coming, and Hell’s coming with me!"

"Look, darlin', it's Johnny Ringo. Deadliest pistoleer since Wild Bill, they say. What do you think, darlin', should I hate him? "

"You die first, get it? Your friends might get me in a rush, but not before I make your head into a canoe, you understand me?"

"Down by the creek, walking on water. "

"You gonna do somethin'? Or are you just gonna stand there and bleed?"

"Make no mistake, it's not revenge he's after. It's a reckonin'."

One of the most quotaable movies I have ever seen!!!!

Buc Nasty

01-13-2011, 08:02 AM

Does a text count?

'You just f***ed with the wrong mexican!'

Miss Foxy

01-13-2011, 03:26 PM

Does a text count?

'You just f***ed with the wrong mexican!'

:laugh::laugh::laugh:

JavierDLC

01-13-2011, 03:56 PM

Harry: You had an extra pair of gloves this whole time?

Loyd: Pfff...Yeah we're in The Rockies!

Harry: I'm gonna kill you Loyd

Loyd: Harry! you got that Crazy look in your eye!!!

LOL its not really a one liner is it :happydancing:

Miss Foxy

01-13-2011, 04:14 PM

"And so the Lion Fell in Love with the Lamb."

Spiritwalker

01-13-2011, 04:41 PM

"And so the Lion Fell in Love with the Lamb."

OW!!!!!

It said "Best One Liner" not the most spinless, whimpy, "Morrissey-esc" comment ever created for a spinless, whimpy, "Morrissey-esc" vampire movie....

Spiritwalker

01-13-2011, 04:53 PM

From a GREAT movie... but not one that is "easy to watch at any ol time".

Your master underestimated women! I was good enough to sleep with, but not to teach. What better punishment than to die by a woman's hand?

Too many men have died at its edge. It may look pure... , but only because blood washes so easily from its blade.

Miss Foxy

01-13-2011, 05:15 PM

OW!!!!!

It said "Best One Liner" not the most spinless, whimpy, "Morrissey-esc" comment ever created for a spinless, whimpy, "Morrissey-esc" vampire movie....

Im the lion damn it!! lol

Spiritwalker

01-13-2011, 05:39 PM

Im the lion damn it!! lol

[shudder]

flo

01-13-2011, 07:54 PM

OW!!!!!

It said "Best One Liner" not the most spinless, whimpy, "Morrissey-esc" comment ever created for a spinless, whimpy, "Morrissey-esc" vampire movie....

But I notice you knew the movie right away...I had no clue what that was from.

:laugh::laugh::laugh:

:tongue0011:

Miss Foxy

01-13-2011, 10:47 PM

"They are retreating into a cloud of smoke where they will congratulate each other on being masters of the universe. "

Spiritwalker

01-14-2011, 01:52 AM

But I notice you knew the movie right away...I had no clue what that was from.

:laugh::laugh::laugh:

:tongue0011:

Yeah... I have a wife.. I am subject to the torture... occasionally...

Spiritwalker

01-14-2011, 01:54 AM

"They are retreating into a cloud of smoke where they will congratulate each other on being masters of the universe. "

You are such a girl...... :wink:

Spiritwalker

01-19-2011, 02:48 PM

Another HIGHLY quotable movie!!!

Will: Do you like apples?
Clark: Yeah.
Will: Well, I got her number. How do you like them apples?