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Spiritwalker
10-08-2010, 05:15 AM
I saw Iron Man 2 tonight...

Tony Stark..."I'm fine. Don't be mad, I will formally apologize......when I'm not fending off a Hammeroid attack"...

groan......

Spiritwalker
10-08-2010, 05:16 AM
And the Shield Agent going to New Mexico... "the land of enchantment"... nice...

rearnakedchoke
10-08-2010, 01:58 PM
This thread needs more Henny Youngman

http://www.loti.com/articles/Timeless_Laughter_html_58a3d304.jpg

Llamafighter
10-08-2010, 02:10 PM
This thread needs more Henny Youngman

http://www.loti.com/articles/Timeless_Laughter_html_58a3d304.jpg

" Laugh lady! I laughed when you came in" -Henny Youngman

BamaGrits84
10-08-2010, 08:03 PM
You canít respect someone who kisses your ass. I just doesnít work

Honey, just ícause I talk slow doesnít mean Iím stupid

Iím ĎBlackineseí

VCURamFan
10-08-2010, 08:05 PM
You canít respect someone who kisses your ass. I just doesnít work

Honey, just ícause I talk slow doesnít mean Iím stupid

Iím ĎBlackineseí
My best friend's dad (Steve) uses this one every time he gets slapped by his wife for looking at the younger women:

"Brenda, I'm married: I ain't dead" :happy0198:

Bonnie
10-08-2010, 11:31 PM
I’m ‘Blackinese’

:laugh:

My best friend's dad (Steve) uses this one every time he gets slapped by his wife for looking at the younger women:

"Brenda, I'm married: I ain't dead" :happy0198:

When he tells her that next time, she ought to tell him, "Yeah, well, you ain't too old to learn Braille either." :laugh:

VCURamFan
10-09-2010, 04:33 AM
:laugh:



When he tells her that next time, she ought to tell him, "Yeah, well, you ain't too old to learn Braille either." :laugh:

:happy0198: :happy0198: :happy0198:

matthughesfan21
10-09-2010, 06:00 AM
You canít respect someone who kisses your ass. It just doesnít work
Bueller?

Neezar
10-10-2010, 03:53 AM
Bueller?

Bueller?

Rev
10-10-2010, 04:27 AM
Bueller?

Bueller?

Anyone, Anyone?

J.B.
10-10-2010, 07:13 PM
This thread needs more Henny Youngman

http://www.loti.com/articles/Timeless_Laughter_html_58a3d304.jpg

Take my wife, PLEASE! :laugh:

BamaGrits84
10-11-2010, 08:21 PM
Bueller?

Yep. That's it.

VCURamFan
10-11-2010, 08:32 PM
"Leather: It's what's for dinner," - Pat Miletich commenting on a right from Diaz that dropped Noons Saturday night.

Llamafighter
10-11-2010, 08:51 PM
"Leather: It's what's for dinner," - Pat Miletich commenting on a right from Diaz that dropped Noons Saturday night.

:laugh:
Yeah that was hilarious. the rest of the broadcast team got a kick out of it too!

Country Breakfast
10-12-2010, 02:15 PM
"The guy killed 16 Czechoslovakians, he was an interior decorator!!"

VCURamFan
10-12-2010, 02:45 PM
"Those were $500 sunglasses, @$$hole!"

rearnakedchoke
10-12-2010, 02:58 PM
"The guy killed 16 Czechoslovakians, he was an interior decorator!!"

classic sopranos right there ... and one of the best episodes too ... LOL

BamaGrits84
10-12-2010, 05:12 PM
From the best movie ever:

I'm in a prayer group with the D.A., I'm a member of the NRA and I'm always packing.

Who would've thought we'd have a black son before we met a Democrat?

matthughesfan21
10-12-2010, 05:27 PM
Yep. That's it.haha yeah i know, i wasn't asking if that was the movie, i was doing the line with the teacher

Bueller? Bueller? Bueller anyone? love that movie

matthughesfan21
10-12-2010, 05:29 PM
From the best movie ever:

I'm in a prayer group with the D.A., I'm a member of the NRA and I'm always packing.

Who would've thought we'd have a black son before we met a Democrat?Great movie but not best ever

VCURamFan
10-12-2010, 05:31 PM
From the best movie ever:

I'm in a prayer group with the D.A., I'm a member of the NRA and I'm always packing.

Who would've thought we'd have a black son before we met a Democrat?
Awesome lines from a better movie! :happydancing:

BamaGrits84
10-12-2010, 07:09 PM
Great movie but not best ever

When you were growing up did people often tell you you should be a lawyer? Just wondering...:Whistle:

talkin_smack1
01-10-2011, 04:01 PM
You ever met a guy and thought " I better not F&%K with that guy"? .... I'm that guy!!!

Classic Clint Eastwood .. Gran Torino

Dethbob
01-10-2011, 04:09 PM
"You tell Ďem Iím coming, and Hellís coming with me!"

DonnaMaria
01-10-2011, 04:23 PM
"Leave the gun. Take the cannoli."

and

"I'm gonna make him an offer he can't refuse."
:laugh:

TENNESSEAN
01-10-2011, 04:43 PM
FILL YOUR HANDS!!! YOU SOB'S!!!

Spiritwalker
01-10-2011, 04:49 PM
You ever met a guy and thought " I better not F&%K with that guy"? .... I'm that guy!!!

Classic Clint Eastwood .. Gran Torino

yep... !!!

Spiritwalker
01-10-2011, 04:50 PM
"He was already dead. He died a year ago the moment he touched her. They're all dead. They just don't know it yet."

-Chilling line..

Spiritwalker
01-10-2011, 05:07 PM
"You tell Ďem Iím coming, and Hellís coming with me!"

"Look, darlin', it's Johnny Ringo. Deadliest pistoleer since Wild Bill, they say. What do you think, darlin', should I hate him? "

"You die first, get it? Your friends might get me in a rush, but not before I make your head into a canoe, you understand me?"

"Down by the creek, walking on water. "

"You gonna do somethin'? Or are you just gonna stand there and bleed?"

"Make no mistake, it's not revenge he's after. It's a reckonin'."



One of the most quotaable movies I have ever seen!!!!

Buc Nasty
01-13-2011, 09:02 AM
Does a text count?

'You just f***ed with the wrong mexican!'

Miss Foxy
01-13-2011, 04:26 PM
Does a text count?

'You just f***ed with the wrong mexican!'

:laugh::laugh::laugh:

JavierDLC
01-13-2011, 04:56 PM
Harry: You had an extra pair of gloves this whole time?

Loyd: Pfff...Yeah we're in The Rockies!

Harry: I'm gonna kill you Loyd

Loyd: Harry! you got that Crazy look in your eye!!!




LOL its not really a one liner is it :happydancing:

Miss Foxy
01-13-2011, 05:14 PM
"And so the Lion Fell in Love with the Lamb."

Spiritwalker
01-13-2011, 05:41 PM
"And so the Lion Fell in Love with the Lamb."

OW!!!!!

It said "Best One Liner" not the most spinless, whimpy, "Morrissey-esc" comment ever created for a spinless, whimpy, "Morrissey-esc" vampire movie....

Spiritwalker
01-13-2011, 05:53 PM
From a GREAT movie... but not one that is "easy to watch at any ol time".


Your master underestimated women! I was good enough to sleep with, but not to teach. What better punishment than to die by a woman's hand?


Too many men have died at its edge. It may look pure... , but only because blood washes so easily from its blade.

Miss Foxy
01-13-2011, 06:15 PM
OW!!!!!

It said "Best One Liner" not the most spinless, whimpy, "Morrissey-esc" comment ever created for a spinless, whimpy, "Morrissey-esc" vampire movie....

Im the lion damn it!! lol

Spiritwalker
01-13-2011, 06:39 PM
Im the lion damn it!! lol

[shudder]

flo
01-13-2011, 08:54 PM
OW!!!!!

It said "Best One Liner" not the most spinless, whimpy, "Morrissey-esc" comment ever created for a spinless, whimpy, "Morrissey-esc" vampire movie....

But I notice you knew the movie right away...I had no clue what that was from.


:laugh::laugh::laugh:

:tongue0011:

Miss Foxy
01-13-2011, 11:47 PM
"They are retreating into a cloud of smoke where they will congratulate each other on being masters of the universe. "

Spiritwalker
01-14-2011, 02:52 AM
But I notice you knew the movie right away...I had no clue what that was from.


:laugh::laugh::laugh:

:tongue0011:

Yeah... I have a wife.. I am subject to the torture... occasionally...

Spiritwalker
01-14-2011, 02:54 AM
"They are retreating into a cloud of smoke where they will congratulate each other on being masters of the universe. "

You are such a girl...... :wink:

Spiritwalker
01-19-2011, 03:48 PM
Another HIGHLY quotable movie!!!

Will: Do you like apples?
Clark: Yeah.
Will: Well, I got her number. How do you like them apples?

Buc Nasty
01-27-2011, 01:32 PM
"Can you fly, Bobby?"