BamaGrits84
09-14-2010, 09:04 PM
Yall add your football (or any sports jokes). maybe this should be in the "jokes" thread. Oh well I'm to lazy to start over right now.
Superman wear Nick Saban underwear.
When Bear Bryant died and reached Heaven, God greeted him at the Pearly Gates and showed him around. God took Bear past several mansions point out the ones that belongs to football greats until they reached the largest one. It had elephants playing in the yard, was glowing white with huge crimson columns, Bama flags waving of the balcony, and had the Alabama fight song playing out of a sound system on the roof.
Bear says “Wow God that is so great! I surely don’t deserve the most wonderful mansion in Heaven!”
God said, “You don’t. Thanks MY house. Roll tide!”
Paterno honors Bear by wearing houndstooth diapers. (I know that's horrible)
Why do birds fly over Auburn upside down?
Auburn's not worth a sh*t.
Superman wear Nick Saban underwear.
When Bear Bryant died and reached Heaven, God greeted him at the Pearly Gates and showed him around. God took Bear past several mansions point out the ones that belongs to football greats until they reached the largest one. It had elephants playing in the yard, was glowing white with huge crimson columns, Bama flags waving of the balcony, and had the Alabama fight song playing out of a sound system on the roof.
Bear says “Wow God that is so great! I surely don’t deserve the most wonderful mansion in Heaven!”
God said, “You don’t. Thanks MY house. Roll tide!”
Paterno honors Bear by wearing houndstooth diapers. (I know that's horrible)
Why do birds fly over Auburn upside down?
Auburn's not worth a sh*t.