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09-14-2010, 10:04 PM
Yall add your football (or any sports jokes). maybe this should be in the "jokes" thread. Oh well I'm to lazy to start over right now.

Superman wear Nick Saban underwear.

When Bear Bryant died and reached Heaven, God greeted him at the Pearly Gates and showed him around. God took Bear past several mansions point out the ones that belongs to football greats until they reached the largest one. It had elephants playing in the yard, was glowing white with huge crimson columns, Bama flags waving of the balcony, and had the Alabama fight song playing out of a sound system on the roof.

Bear says “Wow God that is so great! I surely don’t deserve the most wonderful mansion in Heaven!”

God said, “You don’t. Thanks MY house. Roll tide!”

Paterno honors Bear by wearing houndstooth diapers. (I know that's horrible)

Why do birds fly over Auburn upside down?
Auburn's not worth a sh*t.

09-14-2010, 10:40 PM
Those are hilarious :laugh:

These videos have been cracking me up all day

1. Mascot eats Cheerleader http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E0isTj0DzjQ

2. Ray Lewis http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bnLN6DuHXPQ

09-15-2010, 03:38 AM
Whats the difference between Auburn and Frosted Flakes?

Frosted Flakes belong in a bowl!!

09-15-2010, 05:32 AM
I love Chris Berman. Here are some of his great "Bermanisms":

Mike "You're in Good Hands With" Alstott
K David "Green" Akers
WR Willie "Flipper" Anderson
CB "The Winner and Still" Champ Bailey
WR Stephen Baker "The Touchdown Maker"
WR Michael Bates "Motel"
RB "The Bus" Jerome Bettis
RB Eric "Sleepin with" Bienemy
WR J.J. "Beast of" Birden
QB Tom "A Man Named" Brady
WR Vincent "Ultimate" Brisby
QB Marc Bulger "The Scarecrow"
K Kevin "the" Butler "did it"
coach "Dom Dom Dom Ditty" Dom Capers
RB Larry "Self" Centers
WR Chris Chambers "Time Has Come Today"
FB Bob "Sister" Christian
TE Ben "Winter" Coates
DE Marco? Coleman!
S Marcus? Coleman!
K Jose "Baby" Cortez
QB Tim Couch "Potato"
WR Chris Carter - "All He Does Is Catch Touchdowns"
WR Donald "Duke in the" Driver
RB Warrick "Well" Dunn
WR Mark "Super" Duper
(Duper eventually legally changed his middle name to Super)
WR Kevin "Slicin'" Dyson
WR Quinn "better" Early "than late"
QB "Champaign" Tony Eason
RB "Marshall Marshall" Marshall Faulk
QB "Champaign" Tony Eason
RB "Marshall Marshall" Marshall Faulk
QB Brett Favre-"gnugen"
QB A.J. "Touchy" Feeley
K Jay "Seely" Feely
QB Brett Favre-"gnugen"
QB A.J. "Touchy" Feeley
K Jay "Seely" Feely
QB Jay Fiedler "on the Roof"

Link here for more:



09-15-2010, 06:11 PM
This on got my son put on "yellow light" last year when he told it to an Auburn fan teach.

Auburn has to buy a house just to get a yard!