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VCURamFan
09-08-2010, 08:28 PM
If you read that title & still came in here, I'm not responsible! :laugh:



Remember that stupid little Internet fad from a few years ago when you read something you thought was intense and then some picture of like a cat hanging itself would come through the screen along with some annoying sound to scare you? Well, the other day I fell for one and it got me thinking. What pictures from this wonderful world of Mixed Martial Arts would work well for that gag?

10. Joe Stevenson Gets Bloody Emotional
At UFC 80 Joe Stevenson got his title shot against BJ Penn and he paid dearly for it. A proverbial bloodbath, Penn dominated Stevenson and opened him up with razor sharp elbow from top control. After Penn worked Joe Daddy over on the ground he sinked in a fight ending rear naked choke.
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_8sapMW_W6ok/TIL6O0KmUKI/AAAAAAAACDQ/BkLEmvY37OQ/s400/joe-stevenson-ufc-80-1.jpg (http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_8sapMW_W6ok/TIL6O0KmUKI/AAAAAAAACDQ/BkLEmvY37OQ/s1600/joe-stevenson-ufc-80-1.jpg)

9. Dan Miller Pulls Off the Sickest Guillotine Choke Ever
Nope that's not a photoshop, it's a nasty guillotine choke that Dan Miller slapped on Dave Phillips back in 2007 in the IFL.

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_8sapMW_W6ok/TIL342gdW9I/AAAAAAAACDI/xnjFGR9KGM8/s400/gullotine.jpg (http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_8sapMW_W6ok/TIL342gdW9I/AAAAAAAACDI/xnjFGR9KGM8/s1600/gullotine.jpg)

8. Kevin Randleman's Gruesome Staph Infection
Randleman's staph is still the worst I've ever seen. It was life threatening and the holes in Randleman's body look like someone put a shotgun up to each area and fired.

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_8sapMW_W6ok/TIL2m1nkW7I/AAAAAAAACDA/ke99nBPW348/s400/randleman_staphinfection.jpg (http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_8sapMW_W6ok/TIL2m1nkW7I/AAAAAAAACDA/ke99nBPW348/s1600/randleman_staphinfection.jpg)

7. Marvin Eastman's Epic Cut at UFC 43
Vitor Belfort swarmed Marvin Eastman with some brutal knees and punches and when the dust settled the cameras zoomed in on what is the most gruesome cut we've ever seen.

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_8sapMW_W6ok/TIL1D3s1N5I/AAAAAAAACC4/w9RSdB0Qr5U/s400/136585_1.jpg (http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_8sapMW_W6ok/TIL1D3s1N5I/AAAAAAAACC4/w9RSdB0Qr5U/s1600/136585_1.jpg)

6. Ricardo Arona Gives Kazushi Sakuraba the Beatdown of the Century
Way back at good old Pride Critical Countdown 2005, Ricardo Arona met the Japanese legend. What followed was really the beatdown of the century. Sakuraba was so beaten up that his face had morphed to Zombie-like proportions.

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_8sapMW_W6ok/TILyO3n62sI/AAAAAAAACCo/wsKEXLui1sg/s400/sakurabas_face_ricardo_arona.jpg (http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_8sapMW_W6ok/TILyO3n62sI/AAAAAAAACCo/wsKEXLui1sg/s1600/sakurabas_face_ricardo_arona.jpg)

5. Fedor Emelianenko's Death Stare
Say what you want about the Last Emperor's recent history, when people reflect on Fedor one of the main talking points will be his emotionless demeanor. Most fighters were beaten before ever stepping into the ring with Fedor as he had the "Tyson Effect" simply on reputation alone. If I'm walking in a dark alley and I see this stare I would hand over my wallet politely and walk away.

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_8sapMW_W6ok/TILwysCjzNI/AAAAAAAACCg/5O9GdiZTHNQ/s400/fedor.jpg (http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_8sapMW_W6ok/TILwysCjzNI/AAAAAAAACCg/5O9GdiZTHNQ/s1600/fedor.jpg)

4. Corey Hill's Leg is Mangled
Corey Hill was fighting Dale Hartt on the undercard of UFC: Fight for the Troops. 20 seconds into the second round he threw what he thought was a harmless low kick, but Joe Rogan started screaming and a replay confirmed that his leg had completely broken.

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_8sapMW_W6ok/TILvEOg1ecI/AAAAAAAACCY/hFg_51wm_XQ/s400/coreyhillleg.jpg (http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_8sapMW_W6ok/TILvEOg1ecI/AAAAAAAACCY/hFg_51wm_XQ/s1600/coreyhillleg.jpg)

3. Shigeyuki Uchiyama's Ear is Torn Off in Pancrase Bout
Shigeyuki Uchiyama was battering his opponent Masaya Takita at Pancrase-Passion Tour 5. Amidst his beating of his opponent he went for a double leg takedown and somehow his ear got caught in the ropes and tore the old cauliflower right off.

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_8sapMW_W6ok/TILsItJKKTI/AAAAAAAACCI/GansWmlujGs/s400/earoff.bmp (http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_8sapMW_W6ok/TILsItJKKTI/AAAAAAAACCI/GansWmlujGs/s1600/earoff.bmp)
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_8sapMW_W6ok/TILsUU7xk-I/AAAAAAAACCQ/v1jCNQTclyI/s400/earofft.bmp (http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_8sapMW_W6ok/TILsUU7xk-I/AAAAAAAACCQ/v1jCNQTclyI/s1600/earofft.bmp)


2. After Taking a Brutal Beating at the Hands of Fedor Emelianenko, Mark Coleman Brings His 2 Daughters in the Ring


At Pride 32, Mark Coleman was given another chance at Emelianenko's heavyweight crown. Emelianenko stuffed nearly all of the former NCAA Champions takedowns and batter his face over and over again. After another picture perfect armbar ended Coleman's night he had his 2 daughters brought into the ring to not only try to shake Fedor's hand which they looked terrified of, but also look at their father's brutally beaten face.
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_8sapMW_W6ok/TILp_0L15LI/AAAAAAAACCA/r1AQ5FGRIHE/s400/colemankids.bmp (http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_8sapMW_W6ok/TILp_0L15LI/AAAAAAAACCA/r1AQ5FGRIHE/s1600/colemankids.bmp)

1. Rashad Evans' Knockout Face is the Best We've Ever Seen
At UFC 98, Lyoto Machida and Rashad Evans squared off in a bout for the light heavyweight championship. After a slow first round in which Evans landed basically nothing while Machida landed a little more than nothing.
The second round began and Machida hurt Evans with a lead left straight. After weathering the storm Evans was able to recover until he was rocked again with a straight, uppercut. After a brilliant flurry by Machida he landed a left cross that would make Mirko Crocop blush and produced maybe the best KO face of all-time.


http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_8sapMW_W6ok/TILkNugdFVI/AAAAAAAACB4/6v-1VlHtiNo/s400/RashadEvanspunchface.jpg (http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_8sapMW_W6ok/TILkNugdFVI/AAAAAAAACB4/6v-1VlHtiNo/s1600/RashadEvanspunchface.jpg)

J.B.
09-08-2010, 10:56 PM
http://i48.tinypic.com/3538nzs.gif

rearnakedchoke
09-08-2010, 11:05 PM
http://a323.yahoofs.com/ymg/ept_sports_mma_experts__11/ept_sports_mma_experts-189887731-1250734147.jpg?ymDRkwBDoCbbTgFt

J.B.
09-08-2010, 11:33 PM
http://a323.yahoofs.com/ymg/ept_sports_mma_experts__11/ept_sports_mma_experts-189887731-1250734147.jpg?ymDRkwBDoCbbTgFt

Why is there a picture of Josh Burkman next to Wanderlei?

County Mike
09-09-2010, 12:18 AM
Corey Hill's leg is the worst one for me to look at.

Michael Bisping's knockout face is almost as good as Rashad's.

Bonnie
09-09-2010, 12:31 AM
Whenever I see that one of Rashad, I always think he looks ghoulishly possessed. :laugh: Where's the priest with the holy water! :laugh:

Why would a person want to bring their little ones to one of their fights let alone bring them into the cage afterwards to shake the hand of the scary man who just beat up their dad who now also looks scary? I mean seriously. :rolleyes: And their momma needs a swift kick too!

I'm proud of myself that I managed to get through all of them. I scrolled really slowly and squinted my eyes almost shut just in case. :laugh:

philips4
09-09-2010, 01:45 AM
Is it wrong if I enjoy looking at those? :unsure-1: Its intriguing ...

J.B.
09-09-2010, 02:03 AM
It's a funny list, but I think it's a little cheesy that they put Evans at number 1...yeah it's definitely a classic KO face, and it's awesome photoshop material, but a lot of pics are way worse IMO.

VCURamFan
09-09-2010, 03:47 AM
Is it wrong if I enjoy looking at those? :unsure-1: Its intriguing ...
Yeah, I'm betting that Amy's gonna get a kick outta this, too. I know for a fact that #7 is one of her all time favorite MMA pics.
It's a funny list, but I think it's a little cheesy that they put Evans at number 1...yeah it's definitely a classic KO face, and it's awesome photoshop material, but a lot of pics are way worse IMO.

Agreed. I also wasn't overly impressed by Fedor being in there, either. Yes he's intimidating, but it's not the same time of visceral reaction you tend to get from the other 8.

Neezar
09-09-2010, 04:05 AM
:laugh: Those are great. :laugh:

JavierDLC
09-09-2010, 05:17 AM
It's a funny list, but I think it's a little cheesy that they put Evans at number 1...yeah it's definitely a classic KO face, and it's awesome photoshop material, but a lot of pics are way worse IMO.

I dont know if this is my favorite MMA moment or when Koscheck got ko'd by Paulo Thiagho :laugh:

County Mike
09-09-2010, 11:14 AM
Is it wrong if I enjoy looking at those? :unsure-1: Its intriguing ...

Nope. Is it wrong that I enjoy your new avatar? Just wish it was bigger.
:)

Llamafighter
09-09-2010, 12:01 PM
the ear one I'd never seen. That is horrible.

VCURamFan
09-09-2010, 01:43 PM
the ear one I'd never seen. That is horrible.
Yeah. I showed this thread to my mom (pay back for making me eat brussel sprouts! :punch:). She didn't really blink at most of the pics (Kevin's staph made her shudder, though). I showed her the pic of his bloody head & she said "Ouch", then I showed her the pic of the ear on the mat & she got real quiet & said "OK, that's a lot worse than the first one". :laugh:

J.B.
09-09-2010, 01:52 PM
(pay back for making me eat brussel sprouts! :punch:).


No way dude, brussel sprouts rule :)

Rochambeau
09-09-2010, 02:25 PM
I found the Corey Hill leg break slightly sickening.

Llamafighter
09-09-2010, 02:49 PM
I found the Corey Hill leg break is slightly sickening.

Sherdog did an article on his rehabilitation. I sort of think he's crazy for fighting.

Rochambeau
09-09-2010, 03:06 PM
I changed the beginning of the sentence and now it doesn't make sense. Good one, Beau.

Ummm.. Yes. I think he's pretty game. Seeing his leg break, it's off putting.

VCURamFan
09-09-2010, 03:55 PM
No way dude, brussel sprouts rule :)
Doubtful.

Asparagus, on the other hand, is banging!

County Mike
09-09-2010, 05:06 PM
Agree with Ben. Asparagus is yummy and makes your pee smell wicked. Brussel Sprouts are just nasty.

VCURamFan
09-09-2010, 08:00 PM
Agree with Ben. Asparagus is yummy and makes your pee smell wicked. Brussel Sprouts are just nasty.
+ juan

Tyburn
09-09-2010, 08:38 PM
:blink: the ear! :ninja:

VCURamFan
09-09-2010, 08:47 PM
:blink: the ear! :ninja:

You're welcome. :wink:

logrus
09-09-2010, 10:12 PM
Ill never forget the kid in class who wanted to watch the Hill fight over my shoulder. Poor sap spent the next 45 minutes laying on the floor in the fetal position in a cold sweat.

I think his leg going to mush and that huge basketball size staf is the worst.

flo
09-10-2010, 02:59 AM
Corey Hill's leg is the worst one for me to look at.


Word and word. Actually, I enjoy Bispings KO face even more than Rashad's. :happydancing:

Neezar
09-10-2010, 03:56 AM
Word and word. Actually, I enjoy Bispings KO face even more than Rashad's. :happydancing:

:laugh: Photoshop! I'm sure they would make a great couple!



(Don't blame me. You started this, Flo, with your mad skilz. lol)

flo
09-10-2010, 07:05 AM
For Da Neez

http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y117/floranista/rashadko.jpg

Now we can enjoy them both! :happydancing:

flo
09-10-2010, 07:06 AM
I never realized how much bigger Rashad is than Bisping...



















:laugh:

J.B.
09-10-2010, 09:20 AM
http://img816.imageshack.us/img816/1329/66330278.jpg

J.B.
09-10-2010, 09:29 AM
this is now a shoop thread

http://img90.imageshack.us/img90/7058/lolpage.png

J.B.
09-10-2010, 09:37 AM
http://i.cdn.turner.com/si/multimedia/photo_gallery/0907/sat.ufc.100/images/satufceleven.jpg
http://i1015.photobucket.com/albums/af274/ThanosGuantlet/Mir.jpg

J.B.
09-10-2010, 09:40 AM
http://i631.photobucket.com/albums/uu32/kermithype/feedingbaby-2.jpg?t=1243271571

J.B.
09-10-2010, 09:46 AM
http://i13.photobucket.com/albums/a259/Btxnick/bispingkayyo2-1.jpg

J.B.
09-10-2010, 09:49 AM
http://i56.photobucket.com/albums/g197/mmaniac21/photo-1.jpg

J.B.
09-10-2010, 09:54 AM
http://www.dailyworldbuzz.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/dwb-diego-sanchez-face.jpg

BamaGrits84
09-10-2010, 02:20 PM
when a cut is so bad it looks like an extra set of lips on your forehead that's serious. it's what i hope for every fight. :ninja:

BamaGrits84
09-10-2010, 02:21 PM
& i love me some tommy speers but his ko face is way better than rashad or bitchbing's put together. he looked like he was taking a nap and about to suck his thumb.

flo
09-10-2010, 04:41 PM
JB, those are AWESOME!!!

My fav ~
http://i13.photobucket.com/albums/a259/Btxnick/bispingkayyo2-1.jpg

I didn't even notice Hendo the first time I looked. :laugh::laugh::laugh:

rockdawg21
09-11-2010, 12:57 AM
That staph infection is the most disgusting thing I've ever seen.

VCURamFan
12-27-2010, 05:45 PM
I'm gonna bump this thread since Flo was kinda enough to remind me of it! :happydancing:

Miss Foxy
12-28-2010, 06:28 PM
when a cut is so bad it looks like an extra set of lips on your forehead that's serious. it's what i hope for every fight. :ninja:

Same here!!!!!!:laugh: