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Spiritwalker
08-15-2010, 02:48 PM
Important Women's Health Issue:

* Do you have feelings of inadequacy?
* Do you suffer from shyness?
* Do you sometimes wish you were more assertive?
* Do you suffer exhaustion from the day to day grind?

If you answered yes to any of these questions, ask your doctor or pharmacist about Margaritas.

Margaritas are the safe, natural way to feel better and more confident about yourself and your actions. Margaritas can help ease you out of your shyness and let you tell the world that you're ready and willing to do just about anything. You will notice the benefits of Margaritas almost immediately and with a regiment of regular doses you can overcome any obstacles that prevent you from living the life you want to live.

Shyness and awkwardness will be a thing of the past and you will discover many talents you never knew you had. Stop hiding and start living, with Margaritas.

Margaritas may not be right for everyone. Women who are pregnant or nursing should not use Margaritas. However, women who wouldn't mind nursing or becoming pregnant are encouraged to try it.

Side effects may include:
- Dizziness
- Nausea
- Vomiting
- Incarceration
- Erotic lustfulness
- Loss of motor control
- Loss of clothing
- Loss of money
- Table dancing
- Headache
- Dehydration
- Dry mouth
- And a desire to sing Karaoke

WARNINGS:
* The consumption of Margaritas may make you think you are whispering when you are not.
* The consumption of Margaritas may cause you to tell your friends over and over again that you love them.
* The consumption of Margaritas may cause you to think you can sing.
* The consumption of Margaritas may make you think you can logically converse with members of the opposite sex without spitting.

Please share this with other women who may need Margaritas.

J.B.
08-15-2010, 03:01 PM
Anything with Tequila is quite possibly the worst answer to life's problems.


That's funny stuff though. :laugh:

Twinsmama
08-16-2010, 03:37 PM
Oh my gosh this had me rolling. I went out last weekend for the first time in forever and drank vodka. my husband lost his money becasue girls don't buy drinks:laugh: i was a dancing, singing fool. he also told me a couple times that i wasn't whispering when i thought i was:laugh: I didn't vomit, get put in jail or spit.... most of the others i must admit too:laugh:

i'd much rather be a fun drunk though. I have a few friends that get drunk and cry.... buzz kill!!:laugh:

Miss Foxy
08-16-2010, 03:48 PM
Totally true!!! lol. That's why I was a Belvedere Vodka gal!! :ninja:

Miss Foxy
08-16-2010, 03:49 PM
Oh my gosh this had me rolling. I went out last weekend for the first time in forever and drank vodka. my husband lost his money becasue girls don't buy drinks:laugh: i was a dancing, singing fool. he also told me a couple times that i wasn't whispering when i thought i was:laugh: I didn't vomit, get put in jail or spit.... most of the others i must admit too:laugh:

i'd much rather be a fun drunk though. I have a few friends that get drunk and cry.... buzz kill!!:laugh:

I can't stand emotional drunks!!!!!!:punch: I want to literally slap em in the face and tell them to man the efff up!!

County Mike
08-16-2010, 05:00 PM
Tequila makes their clothes come off.

Tequila is my friend.

Spiritwalker
08-16-2010, 06:17 PM
I can't stand emotional drunks!!!!!!:punch: I want to literally slap em in the face and tell them to man the efff up!!


MARRY ME NOW!

Wait.. my wife is the same way..... hmmmm.. problems.. problems...

Miss Foxy
08-16-2010, 06:43 PM
MARRY ME NOW!

Wait.. my wife is the same way..... hmmmm.. problems.. problems...

Lol!! Women we are all pretty much the same!! The one's that say they are different, drama-free, and all that non-sense are the worst ones!! Gotta love us!!:laugh:

BamaGrits84
08-16-2010, 07:58 PM
Tequila makes their clothes come off.

Tequila is my friend.

There is a funny remix with Fat Shan and he says "why can't she just drink a glass of wine and come home early so I don't worry. guess i know just what it's like when me & my boys stay out all night. Lord I guess that's how it goes. 1 tequila, two tequlia, three tequila, clothes."

I have no idea what they are talking about. :Whistle: