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Little Johnny
06-08-2010, 09:51 PM
Information about Gonorrhea Lectim

The Center for Disease Control has issued a warning about a new virulent strain of this old disease. The disease is called Gonorrhea Lectim. It's pronounced "Gonna re-elect 'em," and it is a terrible obamanation.

The disease is contracted through dangerous and high risk behavior involving putting your cranium up your rectum. Many victims contracted it in 2008...but now most people, after having been infected for the past 1-2 years, are starting to realize how destructive this sickness can be.

It's sad because Gonorrhea Lectim is easily cured with a new drug just coming on the market called Votemout (vote-m-out). You take the first dose in 2010 and the second dose in 2012 and simply don't engage in such behavior again; otherwise, it could become permanent and eventually wipe out all life as we know it.

Several states are already on top of this, like Virginia and New Jersey, and apparently now Massachusetts, with many more seeing the writing on the wall.

Please pass this important message on to all those bright folk you really care about.

06-08-2010, 10:15 PM
I had to say it out loud to myself a couple of times before I got it. :laugh: Nice one and welcome to the forums. :cool:

06-08-2010, 10:53 PM
Epic first post. :laugh:

06-09-2010, 05:05 PM
Loved it. :laugh:

County Mike
06-09-2010, 05:34 PM
Great first post. I'm assuming this is a regular with a new account just for this post, but either way. I like it.

06-09-2010, 05:48 PM
Quite possibly the most epic first-post in MHF history. Well done, sir! :happydancing:

06-09-2010, 08:05 PM

That.............was.............hysterical! :laugh:

06-09-2010, 08:16 PM
I stole it and sent it out on facebook. :laugh: