PDA

View Full Version : Kyacey Uscola Bit by Dog


Twinsmama
05-24-2010, 09:17 PM
http://www.cagepotato.com/kyacey-uscola-nearly-lost-his-manhood-while-shooting-tuf-11

In the latest installment of The Ultimate Fighter 11 "The Aftermath" post-episode interview series Kyacey Uscola revealed that he was attacked by pit bulls while on a stroll outside the confines of the TUF house following his loss to Kris McCray and they nearly turned him into Cris Cyborg.

Stephan Bonnar: So Kyacey, after you got off the show you had a pretty interesting fight. This one was not with human beings, but rather with a couple pit bulls. What happened?

Kyacey Uscola: I was walking up to the side of the (TUF) house -- sort of along the road and these dogs sort of ran up on me and cornered me. I’m an idiot. I didn't run when I should’ve ran, but I sort of just squared off with them. I sliced my hand open on one of their teeth. I got a chunk out of my shoulder, my hip, hamstring; the money one was that they bit through my urethra and I had to have a catheter for two weeks.

Bonnar: The tooth actually pierced through your penis?

Uscola: Yeah, all the way through.

Bonnar: It bit a hole in it?

Uscola: Yeah.

Bonnar: Holy ****. Now, at any point did you try choking the dog out were you just throwin' strikes?

Uscola: I didn’t want to get on the ground with them. It was all sprawl and brawl, man.

Bonnar: So not too different from how you fight?

Uscola: Not much. These hooks that I was throwin' were from the hip; everything was no technique, nothin'. Kicks, soccer kicks.

Bonnar: Damn. So That was only about a month ago, correct?

Uscola: Yeah, a little over a month.

Bonnar: So how’s the recovery?

Uscola: I'm gettin' there.

Bonnar: You been able to train yet?

Uscola: Somewhat. About ten days ago. I'm gettin' back into it.

Bonnar: What about you and the wifey?

Uscola: Actually, there was...uh...just easing back into to things.

Bonnar: Maybe start with some blumpkins.

flo
05-25-2010, 06:27 AM
http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y117/floranista/gaa-1.png

MattHughesRocks
05-25-2010, 06:54 AM
Can I laugh? I want to...

Silverback
05-25-2010, 11:44 AM
Can I laugh? I want to...

Yes you can, man that must of hurt, you know what I want to say but I will leave it be!!!!:tongue0011::tongue0011::tongue0011:

County Mike
05-25-2010, 12:09 PM
I can't believe Bonnar's last line.

That's crazy to attacked by dogs. Who has angry pit bulls running loose?

VCURamFan
05-25-2010, 02:20 PM
I can't believe Bonnar's last line.

That's crazy to attacked by dogs. Who has angry pit bulls running loose?
Jager soaked his shorts in Alpo.

rearnakedchoke
05-25-2010, 02:59 PM
I can't believe Bonnar's last line.

That's crazy to attacked by dogs. Who has angry pit bulls running loose?

yeah .. that is classic ... only bonnar ... wonder if the wife read this ... LOL

Chuck
05-25-2010, 05:00 PM
yeah .. that is classic ... only bonnar ... wonder if the wife read this ... LOL

I don't get it. :unsure-1:

VCURamFan
05-25-2010, 05:04 PM
I don't get it. :unsure-1:
www.urbandictionary.com (http://www.urbandictionary.com)

Search for any words you don't understand.

flo
05-25-2010, 10:50 PM
I don't get it. :unsure-1:

I didn't either.

Now I'm sorry I know.

Llamafighter
05-26-2010, 01:14 AM
Blumpkins?!?!?!?! :scared0011:
YUUUUUCK
Bonnar is appropriately nicknamed

Chuck
05-26-2010, 05:25 AM
I didn't either.

Now I'm sorry I know.

Yeah.... after this response... I'm not looking it up either!!

Bonnie
05-28-2010, 01:08 AM
I didn't either.

Now I'm sorry I know.

Me too! :blink: We can't un-"Google".... :wink: